Got Tazerd Tonight

[Otter]

So I decided to go out to the bars with my girlfriend and some friends. Everything is going well when all of a sudden one of my girlfriends friends come out of nowhere crying and saying she wants to go home.

Apparently a cab wasn’t good enough for this little diva by her standards or more importantly my girl’s standards so I wind up driving her home.

No problem right. WRONG.

After driving her across town (still completely sober) I get back downtown, park the truck and start walking to the bar where my friends are at. All of a sudden behind me I hear “yo tough guy!”.

Apparently this guy is the reason she was crying. I still don’t know if he’s an ex-boyfriend or what the hell his relationship is with her.

I assume he’s not talking to me and keep walking. Next thing I know I get shoved from behind and turn around just in time to get a bottle broken over my head. I’m down on one knee and the self preservation instinct kicks in so I get back up, tackle the guy and start wrestling around.

I’m on top getting the better of the guy and all of a sudden ZAP!!! A cop who obviously didn’t know what was going on besides what he saw after I got up hit me with a tazer.

If you’ve never had the pleasure of experiencing a stun gun I don’t know how else to describe it besides filling a bathtub full of water and dropping in a toaster. Your whole body stiffens up, the pain is quick but sharp as a knife and you’re completely helpless for about 10 seconds.

The bouncers across the street eventually stepped in and explained what happened but I now have four stitches in my head, been stun gunned by a cop, my truck is still downtown and I told my girlfriend to fuck off and leave me alone because I was pissed off and bleeding because that little bitch couldn't take a cab.

That's not even including the hospital and legal bullshit.

My cell is off, the door is locked and I’m getting piss drunk all by myself. What a flucking night. I'm marrying a big fat ugly homely beast tommorow so I never have to go through this again.

I’m too freaking old for this shit.

[Otter]

Originally Posted by luv2rite

Please don't make 32 sound so old.

I know 32 isn't old, I just feel really old right now. Like my life should be in a better position that this stuff wouldn't happen.

Hell I feel 21 with the exception of tonight.

[Otter]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

See what happens when you doubt Trent Green? Chiefspride bottle-whipped you.



Glad you're ok, Otter. Hope you and your gf work things out.

Cody you bastard.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Originally Posted by Otter

Cody you bastard.

Hey, don't blame me. I didn't tell him where you were going to be tonight.

[Logical]

Originally Posted by Otter

Sad part about is the only redeeming part of the story is that I didn't get KOed by the bottle. The rest is just me getting ass-raped by the whole situation.

I need to get married and settle down Jim. I'm freaking 32.

Let me just remind you that after a night like that if you were married she would be there nagging your ass and telling you it was your fault right about now.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Originally Posted by Otter

I know 32 isn't old, I just feel really old right now. Like my life should be in a better position that this stuff wouldn't happen.

Hell I feel 21 with the exception of tonight.

Dude, shit happens. You could be married, with kids, and still get a bottle broken over your head. The situation you're in isn't so bad.

Just because you got a bottle broken over your head and tazered doesn't mean that you aren't where you should be in your life. So you're single and 32.....well, there's about 32 million people that age that are single. Not everyone gets married at 25, etc. Not everyone finds the right one at the same time or whatever. When it's right, it'll happen.

[luv]

Originally Posted by Vlib Logiclost

Let me just remind you that after a night like that if you were married she would be there nagging your ass and telling you it was your fault right about now.

Or showing you what a good husband you are. Taking a beating like that for doing a good deed.

[luv]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

Dude, shit happens. You could be married, with kids, and still get a bottle broken over your head. The situation you're in isn't so bad.

Just because you got a bottle broken over your head and tazered doesn't mean that you aren't where you should be in your life. So you're single and 32.....well, there's about 32 million people that age that are single. Not everyone gets married at 25, etc. Not everyone finds the right one at the same time or whatever. When it's right, it'll happen.

Wow. You just reminded me of me by saying that.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Originally Posted by luv2rite

Wow. You just reminded me of me by saying that.

Well, great minds...

[luv]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

Well, great minds...

That should be scary.....for you.

[Hammock Parties]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

Dude, shit happens. You could be married, with kids, and still get a bottle broken over your head. The situation you're in isn't so bad.

Just because you got a bottle broken over your head and tazered doesn't mean that you aren't where you should be in your life. So you're single and 32.....well, there's about 32 million people that age that are single. Not everyone gets married at 25, etc. Not everyone finds the right one at the same time or whatever. When it's right, it'll happen.

No doubt. You could be GoChiefs. Or dead.

[Otter]

Originally Posted by gochiefs

Whoa! You didn't mention this.

Now it is clear what happened. That was no cop.

You were tag-teamed by DenverChief and Anton. After rendering you unconscious, they drug you back to their ass-aultery lair and had their way with you. The handcuffs were a nice touch.

You can say that again!

You'll find out one day, hopefully, that character is more important in a person than whether or not they live up to your beliefs of what is right and wrong.

I'd have a beer with DenverChief before you anyday.

Not too beat up too bag on GoatCheese, that's a good sign.

Look at the bright side. At least it wasn't a clown that tazered you!

I'm way ahead of you. ;D

I'm going to break out the Jamison for a few shots and throw Dumb and Dumber in the DVD. Thanks for listening to me vent fellas.

[luv]

Originally Posted by Otter

You'll find out one day, hopefully, that character is more important in a person than whether or not they live up to your beliefs of what is right and wrong.

I'd have a beer with DenverChief before you anyday.

Not too beat up too bag on GoatCheese, that's a good sign.



I'm way ahead of you. ;D

I'm going to break out the Jamison for a few shots and throw Dumb and Dumber in the DVD. Thanks for listening to me vent fellas.

Yeah, that's me. Just one of the guys. Have fun, and get to feeling better.

[Chiefs Pantalones]

Otter, in the future you will laugh about this. I know not now, but you will later on. Talk to your gf about it, tell her that you're ticked and that if it weren't for her friend, this wouldn't have happened. I mean, if she just would've told the whole story instead of just reacting and wanting to leave, things probably would've worked out differently.

The gay may have done something to her, but she should've TOLD you guys what was up. You were being nice to not question anything or to not make her take a cab. Things will go over, she'll say she's sorry, then that is that. None of this is your fault or has anything to do with you being 32 and not married or nothing like that. There is no connection there. Like I mentioned, it's just another case of the daily "shit happens." You guys will work it out.

[luv]

Originally Posted by Vanilla Thunder

Otter, in the future you will laugh about this. I know not now, but you will later on. Talk to your gf about it, tell her that you're ticked and that if it weren't for her friend, this wouldn't have happened. I mean, if she just would've told the whole story instead of just reacting and wanting to leave, things probably would've worked out differently.

The gay may have done something to her, but she should've TOLD you guys what was up. You were being nice to not question anything or to not make her take a cab. Things will go over, she'll say she's sorry, then that is that. None of this is your fault or has anything to do with you being 32 and not married or nothing like that. There is no connection there. Like I mentioned, it's just another case of the daily "shit happens." You guys will work it out.

I always pictured you as being really young. Beyond 32?

[Ultra Peanut]

Originally Posted by luv2rite

Please don't make 32 sound so old.

Oh my God, you're old.