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View Poll Results: Which of these describes you?
I care a whole lot about my yard 15 22.73%
I drive a really old car that’s in perfect condition 8 12.12%
I drive very slowly 6 9.09%
I eat dinner at 5:30 p.m. or earlier 7 10.61%
I get confused a lot 19 28.79%
I get up before 6:00 a.m. 14 21.21%
I goose young women because they don’t know how to react to someone my age. 4 6.06%
I grouse a lot about the old days 25 37.88%
I have bad posture and/or a hump 8 12.12%
I have weird skin spots or growths that I don’t even think about any more. 6 9.09%
I like to talk about how the country is really going down the tubes 27 40.91%
I make comments about pretty celebrities who are now way past their prime 11 16.67%
I miss two or more candy bars or other packaged foods that aren’t made any more 16 24.24%
I regularly complain about the way teens and 20somethings dress 27 40.91%
I regularly marvel about how much things cost now compared to when I were young 20 30.30%
I say “what?” a lot after people talk 26 39.39%
I take out my teeth to clean them in casual social situations 3 4.55%
I talk to people in their teens or 20s, and they just say “uh-huh” and then ignore me. 9 13.64%
I tell stories that take forever because I talk really slowly 6 9.09%
I think it’s okay to wear shorts with black dress socks 5 7.58%
I think that there are women in their 50s in my neighborhood who are pretty darn hot. 13 19.70%
I wear pants where the waistband is more then 2 inches above my belly button 2 3.03%
I worry a lot about obtuse things like the prime rate 6 9.09%
I would take kids’ baseballs if they roll into the yard 8 12.12%
I’m frequently crotchety 16 24.24%
I’m really short 4 6.06%
I exhibit none of the above qualities. 16 24.24%
Multiple Choice Poll. Voters: 66. You may not vote on this poll

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Old 01-12-2006, 03:41 PM  
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How close are you to being an old man?
Please answer the above poll as a quiz. Give yourself one point for each behavior you currently exhibit.


If you score:


0 to 6 points - You're a teenager, either physically or at heart.
7 to 12 points - You're an adult, but you're not in danger of being old...yet.
13 to 18 points - You're old, but you're still fighting it.
19 or more points - You're old, and you know it.
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Old 01-12-2006, 04:05 PM   #16
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Oddly enough, Bob Dole's answers (8) would have been the remarkably similar 25 years ago.
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Old 01-12-2006, 04:06 PM   #17
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Old 01-12-2006, 04:07 PM   #18
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Exactly.

Rausch's g/f is now a grandma and Dole is banging chix her daughter's age...
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Old 01-12-2006, 04:12 PM   #19
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I know I am getting towards old but only answer affirmatively 2 times in the poll above. This is obviously a flawed poll and I blame it on the Indians!

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Old 01-12-2006, 04:14 PM   #20
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Only got an 11 and I have 4 grandkids.

Heck, I'm just a youngster.
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Old 01-12-2006, 04:30 PM   #21
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I got zero, but I thought "Slayer's like this" quite a few times... so I went through again and got 13 for him ....just like I always tell him... he's a crotchety old teenager.
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Old 01-12-2006, 05:12 PM   #22
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Only 9 out of 34 people so far think they're crotchety? This is partially explained by the fact that 11 get confused a lot, but there's still a lot of denial going on around here.
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Old 01-12-2006, 05:15 PM   #23
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Old 01-12-2006, 05:30 PM   #24
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Old 01-12-2006, 05:51 PM   #25
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Old 01-12-2006, 05:56 PM   #26
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Old 01-12-2006, 05:59 PM   #27
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Only 9 out of 34 people so far think they're crotchety? This is partially explained by the fact that 11 get confused a lot, but there's still a lot of denial going on around here.
7 of those 9 votes belong to Bob Dole.
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Old 01-12-2006, 06:07 PM   #28
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Damn, I'm having trouble finding more then one to vote for.
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Old 01-12-2006, 06:12 PM   #29
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Thank you Kevin,I've been trying to tell the mrs for a few years now that I'll always be a teenager at heart now I can show her this.
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