Final All -Idiot Roster

[Mark M]

This is the finalized roster. At least until Bwana decides to shoot--er--cut---er--put on "waivers" those who he feels are not performing. We have finalized our coaching staff, and our uniforms are currently under development (except for mlyonsd, who already has his helmet.) The players college and key statistic follows their name.

If any of you are offended, I'm sure you'll get over it! :p

This will be in four parts:

[b]Team owner:[/b] Mi_chief_fan [i]Daniel Snyder School of Team Ownership[/i]; has assembled the most potent team of morons since the ‘92 Jets.
[b]GM:[/b]Bwana: [i]Stalin School of Negotiating[/i]; Named "Best Dressed" by [i]PimpWeekly[/i].

[b]Coaching staff:[/b]
[b]Head Coach: [/b] Denzel Washington: [i]PhD, School of Total Stud Actors[/i]; Found a way to motivate players no matter what race, political affiliation or creed.
[b]OC/DC:[/b] Darrel and Darrel’s brother Darrel: [i]Packfan Skool of Nowlege[/i]; Proved that one should never underestimate the power of inbreeding.
[b]ST Coach:[/b] Otter: [i]Stock University[/i]; Holds record for most men left uncovered and unblocked on one play: 11.


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[Baby Lee]

no no no mylonsd. On Darrel's brother Darrel gets to worry about his pension.

One more game 'til vesting.

[58Forever]

Fly, I shouldv'e know that a cheap *** team like this would only give me a picture... :mad:

Maybe I could have the real Annabelle, please, pretty please, I'll give up my demand for ribs...
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"The word "genius" isn't applicable in football. A genius is a guy like Norman Einstein."
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[Bwana]

Mark: Great job! LMAO.........

LOL that's great Mark!!

[Tribal Warfare]

When's our first game? :D


Great Job Mark!

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[Tribal Warfare]

Fly- I'll get her number. Then take her out on a date, have fun and drink in your honor. ;)

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[WisChief]

LMAO - Funny!!! Nice job Mark!

[Mark M]

Boy...I'm only gone two hours and look what happens!

Would any of you believe this took about an hour or so? It took up my lunch break, but glad to see you all think it's worth it.

raider--
You are designated as the "youth movement"...that's why you never get to play (it'a a holdover from the Schottenheimer daze--um--days).

Fly--
Bwana has final (and I do mean [i]final[/i]) say on all personnel moves, but you have my vote for the Chiefettes. Although my wife wants to be my "personal" cheerleader, masseuse, etc. I think I'll have to give that position to her. Just more for everyone else! :) BTW, the "believes in sharing" thing stops at the Mrs. :D

MM
~~Used to be a stand up comedian...seriously. Funnybone, Springfield, MO.<BR>

[DiscoJones]

Mark M - Like I said yesterday, Solid Gold Baby! He77a groovy!

Annabelle....How she doin'?

htis - with the looks of these "cheerleaders" maybe Darrel will let us run our Twilight Zone D. For the "No Parking Zone" scheme, rolls will be reversed. Htis and I will be the only ones in coverage (one will blitz, one cover) while the LBs and DL pick up cheerleaders. Let's hear it D! Annabelle on three...1...2...3...ANNABELLE!

[Mark M]

And since I can't edit my posts here at home (I [i]really[/i] need a new computer),here is the starting officiating crew:

[b]Umpire:[/b] Ray Charles (Will still get the coin toss right, however).
[b]Back Judge:[/b] Stevie Wonder (No PI calls! Have at it boys!)
[b]Line Judge:[/b] Hellen Keller (even dead she's better than Dick Hantek).

I figure that's all we'll need.

MM
~~Believes this is an improvement over most NFL crews.

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[Gaz]

Mark-

This was great. The most fun I've had since jq's "mental impressions" thread.

Thanks for the entertainment.

xoxo~
gaz
copying for later enjoyment.

[stevieray]

Too darn funny!


Can we Watch Bob Newhart instead of game film and play Bob? you know where you have to take ashot everytime they Say Bob?


I wonder if Ken looks like Bob Newhart?

[Mark M]

H_C--
Great ypc average, eh?

stevieray--
Sounds great! I was thinking either Newhart re-runs or [i]The Best of Torre Wells[/i] for film study. Any other suggestions?

I have also changed the spelling of "team" to "teim," that way there is finally an "I" in team. (Stole that one from the Man Show, but it is kinda funny).

MM
~~Too involved with this teim. [img]http://www.chiefsplanet.com/ubb/biggrin.gif[/img]

[Raiderhater]

Well, since it seems I have no responsibilities to perform, I guess I get to spend all of my time with the cheerleaders! :D This deal is sounding better and better all the time!

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