Final All -Idiot Roster

Mark M · 12-21-2000, 02:15 PM

This is the finalized roster. At least until Bwana decides to shoot--er--cut---er--put on "waivers" those who he feels are not performing. We have finalized our coaching staff, and our uniforms are currently under development (except for mlyonsd, who already has his helmet.) The players college and key statistic follows their name.

If any of you are offended, I'm sure you'll get over it! :p

This will be in four parts:

[b]Team owner:[/b] Mi_chief_fan [i]Daniel Snyder School of Team Ownership[/i]; has assembled the most potent team of morons since the ‘92 Jets.
[b]GM:[/b]Bwana: [i]Stalin School of Negotiating[/i]; Named "Best Dressed" by [i]PimpWeekly[/i].

[b]Coaching staff:[/b]
[b]Head Coach: [/b] Denzel Washington: [i]PhD, School of Total Stud Actors[/i]; Found a way to motivate players no matter what race, political affiliation or creed.
[b]OC/DC:[/b] Darrel and Darrel’s brother Darrel: [i]Packfan Skool of Nowlege[/i]; Proved that one should never underestimate the power of inbreeding.
[b]ST Coach:[/b] Otter: [i]Stock University[/i]; Holds record for most men left uncovered and unblocked on one play: 11.

[This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-21-2000).]

12-21-2000, 02:15 PM	Topic Starter
Mark M What time is it? Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: You tell me ... Casino cash: $9884900	This is the finalized roster. At least until Bwana decides to shoot--er--cut---er--put on "waivers" those who he feels are not performing. We have finalized our coaching staff, and our uniforms are currently under development (except for mlyonsd, who already has his helmet.) The players college and key statistic follows their name. If any of you are offended, I'm sure you'll get over it! :p This will be in four parts: [b]Team owner:[/b] Mi_chief_fan [i]Daniel Snyder School of Team Ownership[/i]; has assembled the most potent team of morons since the ‘92 Jets. [b]GM:[/b]Bwana: [i]Stalin School of Negotiating[/i]; Named "Best Dressed" by [i]PimpWeekly[/i]. [b]Coaching staff:[/b] [b]Head Coach: [/b] Denzel Washington: [i]PhD, School of Total Stud Actors[/i]; Found a way to motivate players no matter what race, political affiliation or creed. [b]OC/DC:[/b] Darrel and Darrel’s brother Darrel: [i]Packfan Skool of Nowlege[/i]; Proved that one should never underestimate the power of inbreeding. [b]ST Coach:[/b] Otter: [i]Stock University[/i]; Holds record for most men left uncovered and unblocked on one play: 11. [This message has been edited by Mark M (edited 12-21-2000).]
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