How would NFL scouts describe you - Page 2

88TG88 · 01-23-2007, 09:15 PM

check out some descriptions of incoming senior bowl players. If you were invited to play, and they were describing you, what comments would they put next to you?

no lying to try and make yourself sound great (gochiefs )

heres some examples

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Rufus Alexander V-shape and thick up top.
Dallas Baker 6030 203 35 3/4 9 7/8 Flab around the gut.
Justin Blalock 6033 331 33 1/2 10 1/4 Big rear end but sloppy on top.
Buster Davis 5093 244 31 1/8 10 1/2 Stout and built like a stump.
Dustin Fry 6023 326 33 1/8 9 3/4 Mr. Jiggles.
Quentin Moses 6047 249 33 1/2 9 1/2 Flat chested and soft.
Chase Pittman 6044 272 32 3/4 10 7/8 Small spare tire and no chest.
DeMarcus Tyler 6021 323 33 9 3/4 Sloppy with lots of rolls. Needs to wear the "bro".
Dwayne Bowe 6022 222 33 1/4 9 1/2 Built like a linebacker.

milkman · 01-23-2007, 09:31 PM

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Originally Posted by kcnut

Crazy smart but got small hands.

Worst scouting report ever.

88TG88 · 01-23-2007, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Extra Point

Your girlfriend must be very proud!

ya i do what i can

**Rausch** · 01-23-2007, 09:37 PM

180 lbs of Ryan Sims...

milkman · 01-23-2007, 09:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Rausch

180 lbs of Ryan Sims...

You're an ass?

**Rausch** · 01-23-2007, 09:59 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman

You're an ass?

Just an angry guy that shows up for the paycheck and has lost all care what the boss thinks of his level of productivity.

(as far as the night job, that is.)

'Hamas' Jenkins · 01-23-2007, 10:16 PM

Hamas Jenkins, WR:

Has suitable height to play WR at the next level (6'1") but his fluctuating weight may be a concern (is rumored near the 200 lb. mark). Lacks upper body strength, straight line speed, runs poor routes. Has average quickness. Rumored to be uncoachable and a locker room disturbance. Character issues: Has been arrested three times since high school. Good hands, can absorb a playbook quickly, but will only "play when I wanna play". Explosive playmaker, sometimes it's as though he's wearing a dynamite and nail-encased vest instead of pads on the field

88TG88 · 01-23-2007, 10:24 PM

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Originally Posted by 'Hummus' Jenkins

Rumored to be uncoachable and a locker room disturbance.

i wouldve never guessed

boogblaster · 01-23-2007, 11:06 PM

Big dumb ugly looking SOB, probably worthless, should be shipped home on the first bus...

**Rausch** · 01-23-2007, 11:08 PM

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Originally Posted by milkman

You're an ass?

On 2nd thought, yeah. Pretty much...

**Dunit35** · 01-23-2007, 11:11 PM

Height: Average
Weight: too much body fat
Speed: timed with calender.
Smarts: if he carries a playbook with him on the field, he'll be ok.

ChiefaRoo · 01-23-2007, 11:17 PM

Chiefaroo: Defensive End. - Good lateral quickness but limited by undersized frame and limited strength at this level. Stands no chance at the point of attack at this level. Has great intensity and loves to bring the wood to the quarterback, has all the mental tools needed but will never have the chance to get to the QB as his chest cavity is approximately the same size as a Willie Roaf's thigh.

**Smed1065** · 01-23-2007, 11:21 PM

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Originally Posted by boogblaster

Big dumb ugly looking SOB, probably worthless, should be shipped home on the first bus...

Makes a great fit in KC drafts though.........Project!

Thig Lyfe · 01-23-2007, 11:22 PM

"Breakable."

**Easy 6** · 01-23-2007, 11:22 PM

Scott is a blue-chip beast of a man that will go directly from the college ranks straight into Canton.

Has the strength of a hydraulic press & the technique of an Ascended Master & may well redefine every aspect of the very game itself.

The only chink in his game is being dumb as a cold stone, which could hinder his development.

Come to think of it, dudes a MAJOR reach.

DomerNKC · 01-24-2007, 12:16 AM

as wide as Willie Roaf, but as tall as Doug Flutie. Older than Trent Green, slower than Jordan Black. Could perhaps drive the team bus.

01-23-2007, 10:16 PM	#21
'Hamas' Jenkins Now you've pissed me off! Join Date: Jan 2006 Casino cash: $7239572	Hamas Jenkins, WR: Has suitable height to play WR at the next level (6'1") but his fluctuating weight may be a concern (is rumored near the 200 lb. mark). Lacks upper body strength, straight line speed, runs poor routes. Has average quickness. Rumored to be uncoachable and a locker room disturbance. Character issues: Has been arrested three times since high school. Good hands, can absorb a playbook quickly, but will only "play when I wanna play". Explosive playmaker, sometimes it's as though he's wearing a dynamite and nail-encased vest instead of pads on the field __________________ "When the Know-Nothings get control, it will read 'all men are created equal, except negroes, and foreigners, and Catholics.' When it comes to this I should prefer emigrating to some country where they make no pretense of loving liberty – to Russia, for instance, where despotism can be taken pure, and without the base alloy of hypocrisy.”--Abraham Lincoln
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01-23-2007, 11:06 PM	#23
boogblaster MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Verdigris Valley Campsite Casino cash: $10004900	Big dumb ugly looking SOB, probably worthless, should be shipped home on the first bus... __________________ WR or S please
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01-23-2007, 11:11 PM	#25
Dunit35 Keepin it Real Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Oklahoma Casino cash: $-2122955	Height: Average Weight: too much body fat Speed: timed with calender. Smarts: if he carries a playbook with him on the field, he'll be ok.
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01-23-2007, 11:17 PM	#26
ChiefaRoo MVP Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: Austin,TX Casino cash: $3937505	Chiefaroo: Defensive End. - Good lateral quickness but limited by undersized frame and limited strength at this level. Stands no chance at the point of attack at this level. Has great intensity and loves to bring the wood to the quarterback, has all the mental tools needed but will never have the chance to get to the QB as his chest cavity is approximately the same size as a Willie Roaf's thigh.
Posts: 11,953

01-23-2007, 11:22 PM	#28
Thig Lyfe Banned Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: Thigpen's America Casino cash: $10004900	"Breakable."
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01-23-2007, 11:22 PM	#29
Easy 6 pie is never free Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: the drivers seat Casino cash: $7775	Scott is a blue-chip beast of a man that will go directly from the college ranks straight into Canton. Has the strength of a hydraulic press & the technique of an Ascended Master & may well redefine every aspect of the very game itself. The only chink in his game is being dumb as a cold stone, which could hinder his development. Come to think of it, dudes a MAJOR reach.
Posts: 98,297

01-24-2007, 12:16 AM	#30
DomerNKC In Search of a Life Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: Topeka Casino cash: $9995110	as wide as Willie Roaf, but as tall as Doug Flutie. Older than Trent Green, slower than Jordan Black. Could perhaps drive the team bus. __________________ Behold the bitten apple, the power of the tools, but all the knowledge in the world is of no use to fools.
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