your tombstone/epitaph

[MOhillbilly]

what do you want?

I want a tombstone that looks like a old school big electric fan. to keep me cool while i sleep. people will walk by and be like WTF is that about.

you?

[Radar Chief]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

"no dumping"

Some found him funny
Some found him crass
he's burried bottom side sunny
so detractors can kiss his dead ass

Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No less, no more

[Donger]

The best tombstone ever. Oddly enough, it is in Tombstone.

[Radar Chief]

Originally Posted by Donger

The best tombstone ever. Oddly enough, it is in Tombstone.

Beat you by >< that much.

[Donger]

Originally Posted by Radar Chief

Here lies Lester Moore
Four slugs from a .44
No less, no more

"Get out of my mind!"

[Iowanian]

Some of my favorite I have seen in Iowania:

"on the 8th of June, John Fiddle went out of tune"
"open wide ye heavens gate! Our beloved mother weighs 308"
"no questions why William be dead, fer the wheel of a wagon went o'er his head"

[KCChiefsMan]

I'd prefer to be cremated. I wouldn't want my family to have to spend $10K on a freaking death party

[Buehler445]

I don't care. I will be dead. What I care about is getting the shit done in advance so my loved ones don't have to **** with it.
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[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by Katipan

I want something interactive. Like a Juke Box.

Perhaps a little remote control camera into your coffin?

And maybe you could intersperse an occasional clip of you banging on the inside of a coffin while alive.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

I'd prefer to be cremated. I wouldn't want my family to have to spend $10K on a freaking death party

Me too.
Plus I think it's a little gross.

I'd like my loved ones to think they could "talk" to me anywhere.

[Rain Man]

You know what would be a cool tombstone? A statue of a couple of grave robbers digging.

[Katipan]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Perhaps a little remote control camera into your coffin?

And maybe you could intersperse an occasional clip of you banging on the inside of a coffin while alive.

Ok so now Rain Man is a little scary.

[DeezNutz]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

Perhaps a little remote control camera into your coffin?

And maybe you could intersperse an occasional clip of you banging on the inside of a coffin.

I've heard Katipan is hot, but you're sick.

[Radar Chief]

Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

I'd prefer to be cremated. I wouldn't want my family to have to spend $10K on a freaking death party

Mrs. Radar and I have discussed it and I prefer to have a simple, cheap, ceremony, if one at all, then spend the money that would’ve gone to a snazzy casket and funeral on a BBQ/Kegger so everyone can get good and piss drunk while telling tales of what a rotten bastard I was.

[Rain Man]

Oh! Hey! You could bury yourself with a bunch of stuffed animals and cheap watches, and then have one of those magic claw games that people could play via the camera.

[The Franchise]

I want a hand that pops out of the dirt......triggered by a motion sensor. That would be sweet. And then when it happens...they could play a clip of me laughing my ass off.