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03-16-2011, 08:59 PM | #16 |
Take a Chill Pill
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03-16-2011, 08:59 PM | #17 |
MY LITTLE #15
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Pub Crawl? Or at least drinking green beer?
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03-16-2011, 08:59 PM | #18 |
Greatest QB Duo of 2015
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03-16-2011, 09:00 PM | #19 |
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What do I win?
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03-16-2011, 09:00 PM | #20 |
Take a Chill Pill
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tk13 has chosen not to receive private messages or may not be allowed to receive private messages. Therefore you may not send your message to him/her.
If you are trying to send this message to multiple recipients, remove tk13 from the recipient list and send the message again. Too bad I can't donate you money. |
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03-16-2011, 09:01 PM | #21 |
MVP
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Taking me to Westworld??!??!?
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03-16-2011, 09:01 PM | #22 |
Take a Chill Pill
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03-16-2011, 09:03 PM | #23 |
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1. Wake up and thank God.
2. Enjoy a meal your mother has cooked, but don't overindulge. 3. Leave your house, and then receive a message from a woman named Kim. 4. Call your friends up, find their location and then join them in a game of basketball. 5. Go back home to take a shower. 6. Go to Short Dog's house and watch Yo MTV Raps! while playing craps, and then dominoes. 7. Pick up a girl, watch the Lakers beat the Supersonics, make love to a woman so expertly that she's knocked unconscious. 8. Wake her up, drop her off, go to Fat Burger. 9. Witness your name being broadcast on the Goodyear blimp, championing your overall suave characteristics. 10. Go back home, thankful to live another day. |
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03-16-2011, 09:03 PM | #24 | |
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03-16-2011, 09:05 PM | #25 | |
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03-16-2011, 09:06 PM | #26 |
Banned
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You wake up to the sound of hoot owls raping chickens.
You gather the eggs and make breakfast. THe frying bacon gives you a semi. You call Booger to take care of "that hooker problem." You prank call Norv Turner.. then have to explain about the running refridge and hang up in disgust. You watch Price is Right and wonder if Drew Carey has HIV. You head to work and need to get gas. You start cussing about the price of gas and drown your sorries in an orange slurpee. You get caught checking out the receptionist's tits. But that's what you wanted. You go back to your desk and fall asleep and dream things we don't want to know about. You go out to lunch with that dick across the hall because he's paying. You come back from lunch and take a long shit. You go back to your desk and sleep untill it's time to go home. More dreams we don't want to know about. You run over a cat on the way home. Stop and run over it agian to make sure it's dead. You just realize that is your girlfriend's cat and she is on the curb in disbelief/ No one ever hears from you again. |
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03-16-2011, 09:10 PM | #27 |
Stuff & Things
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03-16-2011, 09:43 PM | #28 |
Eat/Sleep/Procrastinate/Repeat
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Blaine Gabbert Pro Day!
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03-16-2011, 10:37 PM | #29 |
BOOM!1!
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Shave your dingleberry hair, super glue it to your face then pick up on some hot San Diegon chicks?
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03-16-2011, 10:43 PM | #30 |
THE RED MENACE
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You're going to wake up, then your going to go downtown to look for a job, then you are going to hang out at the drug store.
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