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You give me forty bucks. I give you a ride that’s not found in Disneyland. Deal? (Smacking gum.) | 40 | 88.89% | |
I’ll bounce on your pogo stick for forty bucks. Oh, and buy me a couple of double cheeseburgers first, okay, honey? | 38 | 84.44% | |
Give me two double cheeseburgers and forty bucks and I’ll let you storm my trenches. | 37 | 82.22% | |
Give me two double cheeseburgers and you can climb aboard me like Amtrak. Tips are appreciated, like maybe forty bucks. | 38 | 84.44% | |
Buy me some dinner and I’ll show my appreciation with a little mattress ballet. | 24 | 53.33% | |
If you’ll take me to dinner, there’s a good chance that we will make the beast with two backs afterwards. | 12 | 26.67% | |
I’d love it if you bought me dinner. And guys who buy me dinner stand a good chance of getting lucky. | 11 | 24.44% | |
Food makes me really horny. Would you buy me dinner? [wink] | 9 | 20.00% | |
If you bought me dinner, I would consider giving you dessert. [batting eyes] | 8 | 17.78% | |
If we go to dinner and hit it off well, who knows where it could lead? | 7 | 15.56% | |
I’d love to flirt with you over dinner. You’re buying. | 7 | 15.56% | |
I could sure use some dinner. And I think you’re kind of cute. | 5 | 11.11% | |
Why, yes. I’ll go out to dinner with you. Thanks for asking, and because you’re so nice I’m going to let you play doctor with me. | 6 | 13.33% | |
Why, yes. I’ll go out to dinner with you. Thanks for asking, and if things go well…(arched eyebrows and smile) | 6 | 13.33% | |
Why, yes. I’ll go out to dinner with you. I was hoping you would ask. | 5 | 11.11% | |
Why, yes. I’ll go out to dinner with you. Thanks for asking. The food back at the convent gets really boring sometimes. | 7 | 15.56% | |
I cannot vote because women never talk to me. | 5 | 11.11% | |
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Dinner, dollars, dating, and d'prostitution: Defining da demarcation..
This thread draws its origins from the "sex for cheeseburgers" thread: http://www.chiefsplanet.com/BB/showthread.php?t=258094
Okay, most of us can probably agree that asking someone to give you money in exchange for sexual favors is prostitution. Most of us can also probably agree that if you meet a woman and take her to dinner, and then things happen afterward that can only be alluded to on network television, it's not prostitution. Somewhere in the middle, there's a line. It's prostitution if you do this, but it's not if you do that. So where is that line? To facilitate the discussion, I present to you a scenario, and will offer a number of poll options asking you whether or not it represents a prostitution offer. I appreciate your cooperation. The scenario is this: you meet a woman (or other gender of your choice) in a setting that's not completely immune to prostitution, but not a harlot festival, either. So it's not a truck stop parking lot or a nudie bar, but it's also not a conference on the economics of shipping iron ore or a Baptist wedding. For the sake of discussion, let's say that it's in line at a 7/11 or on a bench at a nice local park. She then utters a statement to be described in the poll. Poll forthcoming, and I know, hurry up because you don't have all day and you have other customers to satisfy. |
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Well that's awfully judgmental of you. Not exactly sure what I did that offends you here. I met a girl, exchanged number and then got bizarre text. I then asked for feedback on said bizarre text. Well **** me... I must be reeruned.
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If I know women, and I don't, then they have beer and they need a ride to that big swimming hole near Austin so they can meet guys who are bad for them.
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All women are prostitutes. Some are just more expensive than others, up to a price tag of 1/2 of everything you have forever.
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Plus if she knows you're in the computer field I doubt she associates you with drugs dude lol (no offense they just don't seem conducive to each other)
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"This dude works in IT you know he has the fire blow" can you see the irony?
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