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Old 08-02-2012, 06:43 PM   #1
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Does you mean I can pay someone to strap it to my car? Or buy it off of me? Or ship it for me?
Pay someone to drive it with their own car. There are enough desperate schmos out there that will do shit like that for money. It will be expensive but much less than a U-Haul. Slightly more risk, they might just steal it from you.
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Old 08-02-2012, 06:39 PM   #2
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Old 08-02-2012, 06:51 PM   #3
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Rent a uhaul trailer....pull your shit to illinois, return trailer to Uhaul for a hundo.
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Old 08-02-2012, 06:45 PM   #4
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Another option would be to find someone who is doing a cross-country hike from Texas to Illinois. They might carry it for you if they could sleep on it each night on the side of the road.
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Old 08-02-2012, 06:45 PM   #5
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Old 08-02-2012, 06:55 PM   #6
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Old 08-02-2012, 06:56 PM   #7
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Don't be a douche nozzle and get banned from a pretty laid back website. Then you could ask your stupid questions yourself.

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Old 08-02-2012, 07:00 PM   #8
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Old 08-02-2012, 07:15 PM   #9
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Start a website about the travels of "Madeleine the Mattress". Invite people to take the mattress traveling with them as long as they take pictures of where it's at. Keep tabs on the website as the mattress travels around the world having its picture taken at the Eiffel Tower, the Taj Mahal, and other interesting places. Wait until someone takes its picture in Illinois, and then go snag it.
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Old 08-02-2012, 07:17 PM   #10
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Ask your local congressperson to start a program allowing significant federal subsidies to companies that move mattresses north. Take advantage of the subsidy.
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Old 08-02-2012, 07:17 PM   #11
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Sell it to an illegal immigrant. Move to Illinois and start a lettuce farm. Wait until harvest and keep an eye out for that immigrant. Buy the mattress back from him.
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Old 08-02-2012, 07:21 PM   #12
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Old 08-02-2012, 07:23 PM   #13
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Offer to put it in the pickup bed of a lot lizard at a truck stop, on the condition that she can use it for a month but must then give it to another lot lizard at the next truck stop to the north, with the same agreement. Eventually it will make it to Illinois and you can retrieve it.
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Old 08-02-2012, 07:52 PM   #14
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There you have it. Old slap stick Hootie may have a little bonus DNA on the thing, but it's not like he hasn't had dealings with numerous STDs before.
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Old 08-02-2012, 07:53 PM   #15
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it's not like he hasn't had dealings with numerous STDs before.
numerous STD's?! I had one, once...and it went away after taking two pills. Well it went away the 2nd time because I reinfected myself with the same girl before it was cured. (That's it)
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