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Old 06-09-2017, 10:34 PM  
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I'm declaring war on ants. **** ants.
I've been bit by ants twice over the last 2 months. Second time being today.

Hell of it is I've never been bit by an ant before in my life. And I **** with ants. A lot. Every time I see a Hill of ants I turn it over with a spade or kick it down or something. Never been bit.

But both times I was just walking by a hill and they crawl up my leg and bite the **** out of me. The first time I just chalked it up to the day I was having. (The whole day was hot garbage. I'd have gotten a lot more done if I'd have just kicked myself in the balls and went back to bed). But today, that's over the line. Either time I was ****ing with the ants.

So that's it mother****ers. ****ing with/murdering ants is going way up the priority list.

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Old 06-10-2017, 12:45 AM   #16
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At least you didn't get bit by this monster ant.

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Old 06-10-2017, 12:55 AM   #17
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I was browsing AntPlanet earlier and definitely saw a thread. "We're declaring war on this Kansan." Looks like most of them are bringing antifreeze.
Yup, looks like they're not playing games. They're coming for you Mr. Farmer.
You better hope they don't send for they're cousins, The Bullet Ant Clan. The best you can hope for now is they just hang around you're house all summer, occasionally bitch slapping you just because they can.
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Old 06-10-2017, 12:56 AM   #18
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Old 06-10-2017, 07:04 AM   #19
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Old 06-10-2017, 07:12 AM   #20
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Old 06-10-2017, 07:47 AM   #21
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What is that? A center for ants? It should be at least three times bigger than that.
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Old 06-10-2017, 07:52 AM   #22
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I was browsing AntPlanet earlier and definitely saw a thread. "We're declaring war on this Kansan." Looks like most of them are bringing antifreeze.
I seen few **** Buehler Forever posts
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Old 06-10-2017, 07:55 AM   #23
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Fire ants are a big problem in Florida. The little bastards are vicious and are all over the place. A good way to kill their mounds is to pour a pot of boiling water on their anthills. They usually disappear for a while after that.
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Old 06-10-2017, 08:26 AM   #24
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This was my first thought as well!
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Also why a war on ants but not uncles? Sounds pretty biased.
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I've been bit by ants twice over the last 2 months. Second time being today.

Hell of it is I've never been bit by an ant before in my life. And I **** with ants. A lot. Every time I see a Hill of ants I turn it over with a spade or kick it down or something. Never been bit.

But both times I was just walking by a hill and they crawl up my leg and bite the **** out of me. The first time I just chalked it up to the day I was having. (The whole day was hot garbage. I'd have gotten a lot more done if I'd have just kicked myself in the balls and went back to bed). But today, that's over the line. Either time I was ****ing with the ants.

So that's it mother****ers. ****ing with/murdering ants is going way up the priority list.

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Old 06-10-2017, 08:43 AM   #28
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Also why a war on ants but not uncles? Sounds pretty biased.
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Old 06-10-2017, 09:19 AM   #29
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I seen few **** Buehler Forever posts
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Fire ants are a big problem in Florida. The little bastards are vicious and are all over the place. A good way to kill their mounds is to pour a pot of boiling water on their anthills. They usually disappear for a while after that.
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Old 06-10-2017, 09:28 AM   #30
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