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Old 11-01-2006, 07:22 PM   #1
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Don't forget he also left us all in Singapore in the offseason odyssey.
I was hoping people had forgotten about that.
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Old 11-01-2006, 07:24 PM   #2
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I was hoping people had forgotten about that.
Yeah, that was total BS. Next offseason we're touring the solar system, Singapore be damned!
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Old 11-01-2006, 05:33 PM   #3
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Old 11-01-2006, 06:29 PM   #4
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Old 11-01-2006, 06:36 PM   #5
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OK, I'm taking the case. Here's my opening statement:

Ladies and gentlemen of the jury:

Mecca is stupid. I think you'll all agree with me on this point. We're here today to determine just how stupid he really is, and the penalties for such stupidity. Thankyou.
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Old 11-01-2006, 06:42 PM   #6
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The court thanks gochiefs for his opening statement.

And for the jury's convenience, please find a note pad and paper in the cupholder in front of you.
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Old 11-01-2006, 09:29 PM   #7
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The court thanks gochiefs for his opening statement.

And for the jury's convenience, please find a note pad and paper in the cupholder in front of you.


'Scuse me your honor, I found the paper, and the note pad. Do you by chance have a pen or pencil I can borrow?


BTW, I'd also like for you to let Mr Mecca know that the Jury will hold EVERYTHING he says against him.


Thank you sir.
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Old 11-01-2006, 06:53 PM   #8
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Old 11-01-2006, 07:16 PM   #9
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Old 11-01-2006, 07:24 PM   #10
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The court thanks Mr. SNR, Esq., for his opening statement. Again, the jury will note that a note pad and paper have been provided for your convenience, along with a package of PEZ (candy only, no dispenser).
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Old 11-01-2006, 07:34 PM   #11
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The court thanks Mr. SNR, Esq., for his opening statement. Again, the jury will note that a note pad and paper have been provided for your convenience, along with a package of PEZ (candy only, no dispenser).
What good is PEZ with no dispenser? It's not like the candy tastes good by itself. It's almost as bad as candy corn.
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Old 11-01-2006, 07:32 PM   #12
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WTF? I had a meticulous and devasting opening statement planned and ready to paste.

It was incontravertable.
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Old 11-01-2006, 07:36 PM   #13
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WTF? I had a meticulous and devasting opening statement planned and ready to paste.

It was incontravertable.
The court awaits your opening statement. All lead and assistant attorneys are invited to make opening statements. Keep in mind, though, that we do have certain minimum standards.
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Old 11-01-2006, 07:37 PM   #14
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WTF? I had a meticulous and devasting opening statement planned and ready to paste.

It was incontravertable.
Incontrovertable?
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Old 11-01-2006, 07:42 PM   #15
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Incontrovertable?
Heh. I didn't think that looked right. It's 'incontrovertible.'

I always misspell that, and I can't 'colloquialism' for the life of me.
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