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I'm sitting in the courtroom, observing the chaos. Don't be surprised if I jump up yelling obscenities at the defendant from time to time and cry with joy upon hearing the sentence.
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To sweeten the pot, the attorney who wins the case may specify my avatar for a period of two weeks after the case.
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OK, I'm taking the case. Here's my opening statement:
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury: Mecca is stupid. I think you'll all agree with me on this point. We're here today to determine just how stupid he really is, and the penalties for such stupidity. Thankyou.
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The court thanks gochiefs for his opening statement.
And for the jury's convenience, please find a note pad and paper in the cupholder in front of you.
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'Scuse me your honor, I found the paper, and the note pad. Do you by chance have a pen or pencil I can borrow? BTW, I'd also like for you to let Mr Mecca know that the Jury will hold EVERYTHING he says against him. Thank you sir.
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Is the defense team in the loo?
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The court thanks Mr. SNR, Esq., for his opening statement. Again, the jury will note that a note pad and paper have been provided for your convenience, along with a package of PEZ (candy only, no dispenser).
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WTF? I had a meticulous and devasting opening statement planned and ready to paste.
It was incontravertable.
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I always misspell that, and I can't 'colloquialism' for the life of me.
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