How would NFL scouts describe you

[88TG88]

check out some descriptions of incoming senior bowl players. If you were invited to play, and they were describing you, what comments would they put next to you?

no lying to try and make yourself sound great (gochiefs )

heres some examples

Rufus Alexander V-shape and thick up top.
Dallas Baker 6030 203 35 3/4 9 7/8 Flab around the gut.
Justin Blalock 6033 331 33 1/2 10 1/4 Big rear end but sloppy on top.
Buster Davis 5093 244 31 1/8 10 1/2 Stout and built like a stump.
Dustin Fry 6023 326 33 1/8 9 3/4 Mr. Jiggles.
Quentin Moses 6047 249 33 1/2 9 1/2 Flat chested and soft.
Chase Pittman 6044 272 32 3/4 10 7/8 Small spare tire and no chest.
DeMarcus Tyler 6021 323 33 9 3/4 Sloppy with lots of rolls. Needs to wear the "bro".
Dwayne Bowe 6022 222 33 1/4 9 1/2 Built like a linebacker.

[ChiefsLV]

ChiefsLV cornerback (6-1, 165lbs): Tends to play down to the level of competition. Subpar strength for NFL standards, managed only 10 presses in the 175lbs benchpress and possesses only 13" biceps. Poor overall fitness level, gets winded easily after one or two plays. Demonstrates an overall lack of desire in maintaining adequate cardivascular health. Severe lack of core body strength is a major concern. Body type/frame is too skinny to add necessary bulk required for the position. Somewhat resembles the wiry kicker in "The Replacements" although chest is much more defined. Still, any kind of resemblance to the wiry kicker is of major concern. Has excellent speed, but does not possess necessary balance to consider speed much of a threat. Hand-eye coordination is a major concern. Struggles catching bullet passes. Fails to consistently catch any pass. Almost complete inability to catch an over-the-shoulder pass if over left shoulder.

As a cornerback, able to cover short to medium range routes well. Has a tendency not to turn around and locate the ball when it is in the air. Lacks adequate football reaction skills for the position.

Very accurate short to medium range passer. Provides excellent spiral and zip on the ball. Has good judgement and vision. Does not always identify deep safeties' ability and/or position on the field, leading to interceptions on some deep passes. Tends to lose awareness in the heat of the battle, often forgetting important details, like what down it is.

And with the 23rd pick in the first round, the Chiefs select ChiefsLV!

[KChiefer]

KChiefer: The softest TE to ever take the field!!!