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Old 12-26-2007, 10:55 AM  
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to your mother-in-law? I have plans for later this evening. Should be epic. The harpy is terrified of mice, so I bought six of the little fuckers and I intend to release them in "her suite" later on while she takes her two hour post-dinner "shower."

How about you? Please do share.

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Old 12-26-2007, 01:45 PM   #31
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Anybody think it's weird that Donger knows his MIL's bathing schedule?
I think he's got the hots for her and is easing his guilt for watching her shower..

MILK, my azz.
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Old 12-26-2007, 01:55 PM   #32
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I married her daughter.

I'm lucky, my inlaws are good folks.
Same here. And it's a good thing I get along with my MIL, because I have no doubt she'll live FOREVER. Her mother is in her mid-90s, is completely self-reliant and in perfect health, and only recently stopped bowling and driving. Hell, she might outlive me.

The person who would have had the MIL from hell is my wife, but she gets a pass because my mom's been dead for 25 years. My mom would have tormented the crap out of her.
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Old 12-26-2007, 01:57 PM   #33
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Never really got to know either of my in-laws. MIL was older, had been in a severe car accident in her 50's (one other family member killed in the accident) and it crippled her up, and advanced her mental health problems (dementia). FIL had multiple strokes by the time I met my wife, and he couldn't speak. The only real thing they conveyed was their blessing, when my MIL had about 15 minutes of clarity after we got engaged. To be honest, those 15 minutes were an absolute miracle - I'm talkin' Twilight Zone type stuff.
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:12 PM   #34
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I think he's got the hots for her and is easing his guilt for watching her shower..

MILK, my azz.
That is an emotion that I unfortunately do not possess. Although, she is pretty hot for a 60+ year old.
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:22 PM   #35
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That is an emotion that I unfortunately do not possess. Although, she is pretty hot for a 60+ year old.
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:24 PM   #36
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What? She is. She looks a lot like Sophia Loren.
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:29 PM   #37
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What? She is. She looks a lot like Sophia Loren.
Still, to say it.... dude, that's just wrong.
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:30 PM   #38
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That is an emotion that I unfortunately do not possess. Although, she is pretty hot for a 60+ year old.
the guilt?
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:30 PM   #39
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Still, to say it.... dude, that's just wrong.
It's just a fact. Don't worry; I'm not going to try and get in her knickers or anything.
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:31 PM   #40
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:57 PM   #41
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Old 12-26-2007, 02:59 PM   #42
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It's just a fact. Don't worry; I'm not going to try and get in her knickers or anything.
Heh. Sometimes I forget you're English, then you post something like that.

For the remainder of the day, I'll read all of your posts hearing the GEICO lizard's voice in my head.
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Old 12-26-2007, 03:02 PM   #43
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Heh. Sometimes I forget you're English, then you post something like that.

For the remainder of the day, I'll read all of your posts hearing the GEICO lizard's voice in my head.
Sorry about that. I spent a few hours with my folks yesterday and I tend to revert when I'm around them. My kids think it's hilarious. When my accent is on, however, I don't sound like that gecko.
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Old 12-26-2007, 03:02 PM   #44
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i think i get along w/my mil pretty well...the old bat gets under my wifes skin worse than she does mine.
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Old 12-26-2007, 03:17 PM   #45
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My parents in law are pretty cool. I get along with them fairly well....(so far)
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