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WE ARE THE CHAMPIONS
Join Date: Aug 2000
Casino cash: $2565085
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I want to be creamated, and have my ashes sprinkled over people I don't like.
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"Think BOOM!"
Join Date: Nov 2003
Location: 33.675° N 106.475° W
Casino cash: $9809900
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How much do you weigh?
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I think the young people enjoy it when I "get down," verbally, don't you? |
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Threepeat!
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Milk/Honey/Gazland
Casino cash: $4237293
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"called back"
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You seem nice! |
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Shaken. Not stirred.
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: London
Casino cash: $13810126
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Look out Lawrence.
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My dear girl, there are some things that just aren’t done. Such as, drinking Dom Perignon ’53 above the temperature of 38 degrees Fahrenheit. That’s just as bad as listening to the Beatles without earmuffs. |
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Draconian Warlord
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: Drakonia
Casino cash: $9180755
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I kinda do. Spend 4 gs to cremate me, then 7 gs to throw a massive party. Shit, my monument is my eulogy, which I have already written. I will have those drunk suns o bitchs laughing AND crying. I am sorry that I will have to miss that party! (Many of my friends have commited to wearing Hawiian shirts)
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Supporter
Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Scott City KS
Casino cash: $1754734
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I don't care. I will be dead. What I care about is getting the shit done in advance so my loved ones don't have to **** with it.
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NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $2758491
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You know what would be a cool tombstone? A statue of a couple of grave robbers digging.
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I'm putting random letters here as a celebration of free speech: xigrakgrah misorojeq rkemeseit. |
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NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $2758491
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Oh! Hey! You could bury yourself with a bunch of stuffed animals and cheap watches, and then have one of those magic claw games that people could play via the camera.
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Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $2575047
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fides quaerens intellectum
Join Date: Oct 2003
Location: United States
Casino cash: $8330900
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Most Valuable Villain
Join Date: Dec 2006
Casino cash: $2575047
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I want a hand that pops out of the dirt......triggered by a motion sensor. That would be sweet. And then when it happens...they could play a clip of me laughing my ass off.
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Keep 'er Movin'
Join Date: Sep 2004
Casino cash: $9905359
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I was thinking along these lines.
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“We want players who are big, strong, smart, fast, tough and disciplined,” Pioli said, finally bringing an end to the era of Chiefs executives who searched desperately for players who are small, weak, stupid, slow, fragile and unruly. |
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MVP
Join Date: Feb 2008
Location: East Jabip
Casino cash: $4913807
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I prefer to live forever so I don't have to decide.
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NFL's #1 Ermines Fan
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: My house
Casino cash: $2758491
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How about a tombstone with a recording that quietly whispers, "You're next," at random intervals.
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Ain't no relax!
Join Date: Sep 2005
Casino cash: $1718919
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"My ghost is in your bathroom"
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