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07-14-2009, 10:25 AM | #31 |
Mama Tried
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Dane smoked dope,took a trip on LSD, and burned his draft card on main street in muskogee oklahoma usa.
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07-14-2009, 10:28 AM | #32 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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A great story! Another great story is the time he impregnated that woman in Mumbai. FROM MUSKOGEE OKLAHOMA USA!!!
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07-14-2009, 10:29 AM | #33 |
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Dane once went to the Virgin Islands. Now they are just "The Islands".
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07-14-2009, 10:29 AM | #34 |
Take a Chill Pill
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I don't know anything about Dane, but I can tell you with 100% certainty that D2112 is the biggest Jets Fan I've ever seen. Theres no denying its true. You meet him at a Jets game and you'll find out why.
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07-14-2009, 10:30 AM | #35 |
You Sweetie!
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once i heard Dane had wondered drunk @ like 2AM into Riverside, he was w/ TinyEvel, they got cornered in an ally facing Chuck Norris and the techno viking, Dane stood and took on both, while Tiny filmed it all w/ his pocket video recorder the size of a match book, they both then headed to Sissy Spaceks house where she quickly woke up and made them steakumm sandwichs on pumpernickle.
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07-14-2009, 10:30 AM | #36 |
You Sweetie!
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07-14-2009, 10:35 AM | #37 |
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You, too?
Thanks for lying to me, Dane, you SOB. |
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07-14-2009, 10:36 AM | #38 |
don't tell me about collage
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He is eerily similar to the most interesting man in the world.
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07-14-2009, 10:38 AM | #39 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Dane doesn't take virginity all the time, but when he does, he prefers Deeznuts.
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07-14-2009, 10:39 AM | #40 |
The Lede
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07-14-2009, 10:40 AM | #41 |
Draft a QB
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I once saw him scissor kick Angela Lansbury.
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07-14-2009, 10:41 AM | #42 |
FINALLY! The wait is over.
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Dane ended the conflict in Darfur with an elementary Jedi mind trick. He was asleep at the time.
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07-14-2009, 10:43 AM | #43 |
You Sweetie!
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07-14-2009, 10:43 AM | #44 |
You Sweetie!
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back in 2005 i once called Dane a 'dumbass'. Once.
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07-14-2009, 10:44 AM | #45 |
New and Improved
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My user name on the planet was John Holmes.......until I met Dane.
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