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Old 06-10-2017, 08:43 AM   #1
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Also why a war on ants but not uncles? Sounds pretty biased.
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Old 06-10-2017, 08:41 AM   #2
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I've been bit by ants twice over the last 2 months. Second time being today.

Hell of it is I've never been bit by an ant before in my life. And I **** with ants. A lot. Every time I see a Hill of ants I turn it over with a spade or kick it down or something. Never been bit.

But both times I was just walking by a hill and they crawl up my leg and bite the **** out of me. The first time I just chalked it up to the day I was having. (The whole day was hot garbage. I'd have gotten a lot more done if I'd have just kicked myself in the balls and went back to bed). But today, that's over the line. Either time I was ****ing with the ants.

So that's it mother****ers. ****ing with/murdering ants is going way up the priority list.

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Old 06-10-2017, 09:19 AM   #3
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Fire ants are a big problem in Florida. The little bastards are vicious and are all over the place. A good way to kill their mounds is to pour a pot of boiling water on their anthills. They usually disappear for a while after that.
I've done that before. Works pretty good.

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Old 06-10-2017, 09:28 AM   #4
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Old 06-10-2017, 09:30 AM   #5
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Old 06-10-2017, 09:37 AM   #6
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Old 06-10-2017, 10:33 AM   #7
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Old 06-10-2017, 11:41 AM   #9
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Old 06-10-2017, 07:31 PM   #10
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Old 06-10-2017, 07:46 PM   #11
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I wonder if there's some bigger ecological attack going on.

I worked from home on Thursday, and as I was sitting in my dining room all of a sudden something ran up my bare leg. (I was wearing shorts, you perverts.) I leapt up and something big and black fell off and ran under my chair. I went on the hunt and it was one of the enormous tree ants that live out in our front yard. I see them all the time, but had never seen one in the house. I killed it to send a message, but over the rest of the day I saw two more and my wife saw one. We've lived in the house for over 20 years and have never seen an ant inside.

We've always had a treaty where they stay in the front yard and I leave them alone when I'm out there. I'm wondering if I need to declare war on them now that they've broken the treaty. Are ants in the yard a good thing, bad thing, or neutral? We've got some regular tiny ants who live in the ground, and then these enormous tree ants who live in one of our trees.
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