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11-18-2020, 09:56 PM | #32 |
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I can *almost* see a pun here.
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11-18-2020, 09:56 PM | #33 |
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I'm actually surprised that the hoarders still didn't have massive stocks of TP at their homes from the first hoarding go-around.
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11-18-2020, 09:57 PM | #35 |
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No that won’t work for me.
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11-18-2020, 10:08 PM | #36 |
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I’m kind of relieved to hear I wasn’t completely off base.
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11-19-2020, 12:13 AM | #39 |
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OK, serious questions here. I've thought about getting one, but:
(1) How do you keep the water from spraying out of the toilet area? I mean, doesn't it splash when it hits you? (2) If the bidet is positioned in a manner so as to hit your anus, doesn't it get fecal material on it? Maybe not with a solid BM, but what if you have the squirts?
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11-19-2020, 01:17 AM | #40 | |
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1) it can, usually just a splash on the seat. Most have adjustable sprays. I just use TP when it happens. No biggie. 2) my cheap model's nozzle hangs low and looks like it would be in the way, but it has only been hit once in three years. If there are enough random squirts to hit the nozzle you are going to need the whole bowl cleaned anyway. Some models are retractable. Pro tip... Sometimes a pre wipe makes sense before you go blasting everything everywhere with max water pressure. And bring the pressure up slowly. |
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11-19-2020, 02:47 AM | #41 |
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11-19-2020, 05:47 AM | #42 |
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My wife and I have an entry level bidet. I use a small amount of toilet paper to dry. She uses a little rag which she tosses in the laundry. It's nice. Especially since the toilet water line is right next to several hot water lines we don't get a blast of cold water every time.
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11-19-2020, 07:59 AM | #43 |
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Walmart seems to have the worst luck with idiots and TP, went there the other night looking for some and they were picked clean of both TP and paper towels. Simply drove five more minutes down the road to the Walgreens and they had full shelves of both. Not sure if it's Walmart's supply chain or the clientele they attract that is causing the shortage of paper products in their stores.
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11-19-2020, 08:15 AM | #45 |
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I have them on all my toilets in my home.....entry level for certain, but works great and would highly recommend them.
Two downsides: 1. It actively encourages house guests to drop deuces at your house (to the point guests are excited to go!), but I suppose that's why I have them on all toilets anyways. 2. When you are somewhere that doesn't have them, you'll understand why you have them in the first place. Almost impossible to "feel clean" if you don't use it. If you're like me, and have to go when you have to go no matter where you are at, this is problematic....if you are the type that only goes at home, it won't be a problem! |
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