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Old 05-22-2003, 11:43 AM  
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Let's hear the most offensive jokes you can think of!
To avoid a debate, you may want to leave out the ethnic jokes. However, if you do decide to post an ethnic joke, it won't bother me at all.

My first contribution, heard about a week ago:

Q: What's even better than winning a gold medal at the Special Olympics?

A: Not being reeruned.


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Old 05-22-2003, 12:36 PM   #31
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Three vampires walk into a bar. One orders a blood on the rocks.
Another orders a double blood. The third simply asks for a mug of hot water.
"Why didn't you order blood like everyone else?" asks the bartender.
The vampire pulls out a tampon and says, "I'm making tea!"
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:40 PM   #32
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Mum walked into the bathroom one day and found
young Johnny furiously scrubbing his dick with a
toothbrush and toothpaste.
"What the hell do you think you're doing, young
man?!" she exclaimed.
"Don't try to stop me!" Johnny warned. "I'm gonna
do this three times a day, because there's no way I'm
gonna get a cavity that looks and smells as bad as my
sister's."
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:41 PM   #33
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Originally posted by siberian khatru
I can see I'm going to loooooove this thread!

I'm just waiting for some Church Lady poster to drop in and admonish all of us for being so insensitive. "You realize this IS a public BBS. The family of Christopher Reeve or some vegetable could read this and have their feelings hurt! Put yourself in their place. How would YOU feel?"
If i were Christopher R. Likely....
i wouldn't feel much at all!!!
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:45 PM   #34
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With the Hitler movie fresh on the mind....
How many Jews can you fit into a car?






6. 2 in the front, 2 in the back, 2 in tbe ashtray.
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:46 PM   #35
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A little dated:

Magic Johnson goes to his physician for an update on his HIV. Doc says "I got good news and bad news."

"What's the good?"

"You'll live to be 95."

What's the bad?"

"95 pounds."
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:49 PM   #36
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How do you starve a Bosnian?






Hide the food stamps under his soap.
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:52 PM   #37
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Q: Why do Catholic priests like to shower with twelve year olds?



A: Because when you smooth their hair back, they look like they are nine.
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:53 PM   #38
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:55 PM   #39
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How do you make a baby drink?






Stick it in the blender.
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:57 PM   #40
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A West Virginian father takes his daughter to the doctor cuz she's having feminine problems...

The Dr. asks: Is she sexually active?

Father: No, she just lays there...
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:57 PM   #41
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How do you make a baby drink?






Stick it in the blender.
good gawd, angel...



who'da thunk it...
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:58 PM   #42
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A Leper with lots of money went to a five-star restaurant to have his best and last dinner. He wasn't turned away despite his appearance and the oozing leprotic wounds in his body. He was served as equally as the other patrons of the restaurant. In the middle of his meal, a disgusted patron called on to the manager of the restaurant to complain. Angrily, she told the manager "How can you allow such thing in your fine establishment". The manager replied "but Madam, despite the way he looks, he is a paying customer and he deserve the same rights as everyone else dining here". She said "No! I wasn't talking about the Leper. I mean...the blind guy sitting behind him dipping his bread into the Leper's neck".
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Old 05-22-2003, 12:59 PM   #43
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:00 PM   #44
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Old 05-22-2003, 01:00 PM   #45
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She said "No! I wasn't talking about the Leper. I mean...the blind guy sitting behind him dipping his bread into the Leper's neck".
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