Reasons to hate the Denver Broncos.

[Rain Man]

Post your reasons here. I'll start.



1. They stand between us and the playoffs.

2. We play them next week.

3. They cheated the draft system and stole their franchise player, John Elway, from the Baltimore Colts.

4. That whole "Three Amigos" schtick. That was just embarrassing to real football teams.

5. The "thin air" thing. I live here. It's not a big deal. Seriously.

6. Playoffs against the Chiefs in 1997. The referees discover that the Broncos' linemen have covered themselves in an illegal foreign substance. The linemen are told to wipe themselves off (using the honor system), and no penalty is called. The Broncos pretend to wipe off the foreign substance and come back unchanged, and were not forced to use backups while the starters went in and showered to properly remove said substance.

7. Broncos fans' ludicrous takes on Hall of Fame eligibility, e.g. Louis "Two Interceptions per Year" Wright and Floyd "1 thousand yard season and a 3.9 career average" Little.

8. John Elway's penchant to try to score himself on important plays, so as to hog the spotlight.

9. Their belief that they have a legitimate rivalry with the Raiders. What's that about? The Chiefs and Raiders have duked it out for 45 years, and both teams just use the Broncos as a warmup. They're just the Chargers with a disregard for the rules.

10. They embarrass the AFC in Super Bowls. The Broncos have appeared in six Super Bowls, and have averaged giving up 34.3 points per game. Only the Bills have given up more among teams with more than 1 appearance (34.8). In their average Super Bowl appearance, the Broncos have lost by 15.2 points. Only the Bills and Vikings have been worse among teams with more than one appearance, and they're at 16.5 and 15.2.

11. Bill Romanowski. The Broncos gave a home to the dirtiest, most classless, racist, drug-using bag of steroids ever to make a dirty hit in this league. Romanowski set up his doctor to go to prison after the doctor made Romanowski rich.

12. That horrible turf that they had for years at Mile High Stadium. The Chiefs would have to play there, and there'd be clouds of dust because the field was just dirt in many places.

Okay, keep going from here. Let the hate grow. Nourish it.

[HemiEd]

Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

And what's wrong with Marines being trained to kill? That's our job isn't it?

Exactly, nothing is wrong with it, but understanding it is helpful. It is the job of the Marines to do this. Each branch has its primary function, even though some do crossover.

Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

You state you left me alone, well, nobody asked you too, I certainly didn't. If any of my posts offended you personally, I apologize. I personally thank you for your service to your country and you have my respect for that. In my opinion it wasn't just me you left alone, it was the same mentality that spit on service members when they returned from combat.

I chose to leave you alone and respected your right to speak your mind until you offended me, simple as that. You are currently defending my right to do that. I was actually shocked that it bothered me after all of these years. No need to apologize or thank me for my service. I cashed every check Uncle Sam gave me, the training they provided more than compensated me for my service. Good luck to you and **** the Broncos.

[KChiefsQT]

Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

Forgive me cable guy. I forgot, you're an idiot. It's called reading, letters form words, words form sentences, sentences form paragraphs.

Maybe I should type it over phonetically for you. Too lazy to even read a reply to your idiotic statements, not surprising, you obviously have no ambition.

That's MR. CABLE GUY TO YOU.
Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor nail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure. I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.

Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a wig to hide to the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and learn to control the slobbering. You could type every thing you know on the subject on back of a microscopic postage stamp and still have room leftover for a shopping list. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if your father didn't screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if you didn't have a face that people rub tree branches on to make ugly sticks. No, come to think of it, you would.

Finally, take a look at this map. See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live.

[USMC_Davii]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

The fact that you are in the Marines tells me one thing...............that you were not able to find a job in the real world. Get used to it. Nobody wants you. You are an outcast. I, too, have a degree but I use mine to run my satellite business. I have 14 employees. You are a dumbass that had to join the service because you have no useful skills. Go back to your own kind you loser.

Whatever man... hey, my receptions a little fuzzy during storms, do you know the number for DirectTV, or can I schedule a service call now?

I understand you've never wanted to challenge yourself to become something more than you are. That's ok, just pick the beer up off your gut, take a nice long swig... There you go...

Feel better now cable guy?

[USMC_Davii]

Originally Posted by kchiefsqt

That's MR. CABLE GUY TO YOU.
Is there a gibberish translator in the house? I can't make head nor nail of that uber-babble you flung onto the screen during your latest spasmodic seizure. I suggest you hone your writing skills before applying borrowed glories as a mere typist.

Here's a tip: no one will ever know that you've had a lobotomy if you wear a wig to hide to the scars; stop posting your drivel on message boards, and learn to control the slobbering. You could type every thing you know on the subject on back of a microscopic postage stamp and still have room leftover for a shopping list. Reading your post makes blindness a wonderful thing to look forward to. I suggest you need Mark Twain's advice; "It is better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt."

You are about as entertaining as watching grass grow in a windowbox. What do you do for a living? You are living, aren't you? Genius does what it must, talent does what it can, and you had best do what you're told, you dyslexic lobotomy patient. Maybe you wouldn't be such a Jerk-In-The-Box if your father didn't screw a plant and raised a blooming idiot; if your weren't so fat that when you stand on the weighing scale, it reads: "Sorry, we don't weigh livestock.", or if you didn't have a face that people rub tree branches on to make ugly sticks. No, come to think of it, you would.

Finally, take a look at this map. See this little tiny island, way out in the Pacific Ocean? That's where the people who care live.

Did I pick a bone cable guy? Wow, I really feel bad for offending such an upstanding citizen that contributes so much to society. I don't know where we'd be without our cable guys, almost brings me to tears talking about it.

loser.

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

Whatever man... hey, my receptions a little fuzzy during storms, do you know the number for DirectTV, or can I schedule a service call now?

I understand you've never wanted to challenge yourself to become something more than you are. That's ok, just pick the beer up off your gut, take a nice long swig... There you go...

Feel better now cable guy?

I've run my own businesses all my life. Why? Because I could. You obviously couldn't. You couldn't even get a fucking job. You had to join the fucking Marines. Hell, they'll hire anybody. This ends my conversation with your stupid lowlife Marine ass.

[KChiefsQT]

Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

Did I pick a bone cable guy? Wow, I really feel bad for offending such an upstanding citizen that contributes so much to society. I don't know where we'd be without our cable guys, almost brings me to tears talking about it.

loser.

he speaks, yet he says nothing.

[HemiEd]

I am curious, is this thread headed to the Romper Room, Hall of Fame or Washington DC?

[USMC_Davii]

Originally Posted by Skip Towne

I've run my own businesses all my life. Why? Because I could. You obviously couldn't. You couldn't even get a fucking job. You had to join the fucking Marines. Hell, they'll hire anybody. This ends my conversation with your stupid lowlife Marine ass.

Yeah, you're right, I couldn't get a job. That must be what it was. And yeah, i'm a lowlife.

Some people live their entire lives wondering if they ever made a difference to the world, the Marines don't have that problem." -Ronald Reagan

Too bad that ends the conversation, I was hoping I could get you to come down here to New Orleans and install a satellite dish for me, the cable guys down here are obviously not as good as you oh cable guy god.

[KChiefsQT]

Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

Yeah, you're right, I couldn't get a job. That must be what it was. And yeah, i'm a lowlife.



Too bad that ends the conversation, I was hoping I could get you to come down here to New Orleans and install a satellite dish for me, the cable guys down here are obviously not as good as you oh cable guy god.

I told you, and I'll tell you again: It is MR. CABLE GUY to you meathead.

[Skip Towne]

Originally Posted by kchiefsqt

I told you, and I'll tell you again: It is MR. CABLE GUY to you meathead.

Hey, thanks, qt, did I ever tell you how lovely you are? Rep to you.

[USMC_Davii]

Originally Posted by kchiefsqt

I told you, and I'll tell you again: It is MR. CABLE GUY to you meathead.

Gee sorry coach. You know meathead, frontal lobotomy, fan of a winning team and all. <-- trying to get back to football

Got any volleyball tips coach?

[OldTownChief]

Originally Posted by HemiEd

I am curious, is this thread headed to the Romper Room, Hall of Fame or Washington DC?

Good Question. Probably why it's still here.

[KChiefsQT]

Hey cadet Davii.... why'd you delete ur post???

[KChiefsQT]

Originally Posted by USMC_Davii

Gee sorry coach. You know meathead, frontal lobotomy, fan of a winning team and all. <-- trying to get back to football

Got any volleyball tips coach?

Yeah go throw on a pair of spandex and we can talk.

[USMC_Davii]

Originally Posted by kchiefsqt

Hey cadet Davii.... why'd you delete ur post???

Decided I wanted to say something different there coach.