A n00b's guide to ChiefsPlanet

[DaFace]

Given our recent influx of n00bs on the Planet, perhaps it's time to help them out a little bit and save them from looking like...well...n00bs. Post your words of wisdom here.

[Simply Red]

Originally Posted by JD10367

You bastard. I remember. My pillow was wet with tears that night.

acknowledge/confirm post#462 immediately!

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

Just so you know, it hurt me more than it hurt you.

Yeah, I've heard that before. Usually right after my asshole was burning.

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

acknowledge/confirm post#462 immediately!

Jesus, okay, okay, you recognized it first. Man, for a minute I mistook you for my dominatrix. "A thousand pardons, Mistress Darkspank! Please, whip me again... er, I meant, please, 'don't' whip me again!"

[Bugeater]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

acknowledge/confirm post#462 immediately!

What does that prove? You like everyone here, you should really consider finding yourself a nemesis.

[Simply Red]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

What does that prove? You like everyone here, you should really consider finding yourself a nemesis.

damned man, I don't have time to fight over the internet. Really.

[Simply Red]

Originally Posted by JD10367

Jesus, okay, okay, you recognized it first. Man, for a minute I mistook you for my dominatrix. "A thousand pardons, Mistress Darkspank! Please, whip me again... er, I meant, please, 'don't' whip me again!"

Have you got a pair hd vision ultras yet?

[JOhn]

Originally Posted by Bugeater

What does that prove? You like everyone here, you should really consider finding yourself a nemesis.

Which got me to thinking, I have had a few in the past. Some I triumphed over, came to a truce with, and a few I lost too.

[crazycoffey]

Originally Posted by Simply Red

damned man, I don't have time to fight over the internet. Really.

I'm your huckleberry.....

[Sweet Daddy Hate]

Originally Posted by Donger

Did people really not realize that bi-polar and Simply Red are the same person?

It took me a whole two seconds upon bi-polar's first emergence to figure that Great Riddle of the Sphinx out.

Okay, I'll come clean; I'm Zach's dupe.

[JOhn]

Originally Posted by Raised On Riots

It took me a whole two seconds upon bi-polar's first emergence to figure that Great Riddle of the Sphinx out.

Okay, I'll come clean; I'm Zach's dupe.

[King_Chief_Fan]

Originally Posted by DaFace

Given our recent influx of n00bs on the Planet, perhaps it's time to help them out a little bit and save them from looking like...well...n00bs. Post your words of wisdom here.

lots of wise guys and smart asses and know it alls on the board....tell them to kiss your ass, you can say what you want when you want

[BY1401]

Originally Posted by Dottefan

I stayed at a holiday in express last night..so I know that I am smarter then 90% of you. Plust because of my size, I could break 90% of you in half with my pinky. Intimidation is for panzies...I am DotteFan..I am man..I am also drunk

I just farted on your post.

[FishingRod]

Maroon, icehole, and fargin bastige are also proper.

[JOhn]

Originally Posted by BY1401

I just farted on your post.

You know you're a n00b, when other n00bs disrespect you

[JD10367]

Originally Posted by JOhn

You know you're a n00b, when other n00bs disrespect you

Like me, BY is a n00b who isn't really a n00b. I've seen him around the Interwebthingy. He looks like Kevin Youkilis and likes to sit naked on leather hotel chairs, and the rest I'll let him volunteer.