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Old 11-30-2007, 08:19 PM   #1
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A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy looks up at the pedophile and says "Im scared." The pedophile grins and replies "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone"

This one has probably already been told somewhere in this giant thread, but here it is again.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

-The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:42 PM   #2
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A pedophile and a little boy are walking through the woods. The boy looks up at the pedophile and says "Im scared." The pedophile grins and replies "You think you're scared? I have to walk back alone"

This one has probably already been told somewhere in this giant thread, but here it is again.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza?

-The pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven.
Both jokes are quality, but both have been posted before.
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:21 PM   #3
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What's better than 4 dead babies nailed to one tree?

One dead baby nailed to 4 trees.
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:45 PM   #4
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How bout this one?

Duck.
Bar.
Grapes?
No.

Duck.
Bar.
Grapes?
No.

Duck.
Bar.
Grapes?
NAILS!!!

Duck.
Bar.
Nails?
No.
Grapes?
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Old 11-30-2007, 10:59 PM   #5
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What do you do after eating bald pus*y?

Put the diaper back on.



How do you get 100 babies into a 10 gallon drum?

Blender.

How do you get them out?

Doritos.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:18 PM   #6
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How many handles are on a dead baby's casket?

--Well, there are two handles on a trash can.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:19 PM   #7
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How many handles are on a dead baby's casket?

--Well, there are two handles on a trash can.
But theres only one handle on the toilet.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:20 PM   #8
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But theres only one handle on the toilet.


one ticket to hell, please.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:23 PM   #9
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But theres only one handle on the toilet.
The true measure of genious is taking a mediocre joke and making it above-average.

Well done.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:39 PM   #10
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Probably the worst joke I've ever heard or read:

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:40 PM   #11
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Probably the worst joke I've ever heard or read:

What's the difference between a dead baby and an apple?

You don't cum all over an apple before you eat it.
Speak for yourself.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:48 PM   #12
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Why do 11 year olds give the best hand jobs?


Because their small hands makes your dick look bigger.
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Old 11-30-2007, 11:49 PM   #13
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Black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. Bartender says "Wow, that's really cool. Where'd you get that?"

Parrot says "SQUUAAAAK. AFRICA. THEY'RE EVERYWHERE!!!!!!!"
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:01 AM   #14
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Old 12-01-2007, 12:05 AM   #15
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Why did Hitler kill himself?

He got the gas bill.





I really shouldn't make jokes like that. My Grandfather died in a concentration camp.



Drunk bastard fell off the guard tower.
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