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View Poll Results: Does natural child birth activate a baby?
Of course. You should meet ________, it's proof. 5 21.74%
No way. Besides, if it did the chemicals would eventually wear out anyway. 12 52.17%
I'm not sure but I'd guess Gaz wan't activated. 6 26.09%
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:09 AM   #1
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Ok, most of the people I've known in life who were born C-section have some stability issues. So here's my theory, let me know what you think:

Squeezing the baby's head during natural birth "activates" them, kind of like squeezing a chemical ice pack. When kids are born C-section they are denied activation and therefore have problems throughout life.

Any medical personell that can help support or reject this theory?
Damn ! I'm going to go put III in a hammerlock, BRB.
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Old 04-13-2005, 08:15 AM   #2
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Damn ! I'm going to go put III in a hammerlock, BRB.
- you've got a lot of catching up to do.
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:06 AM   #3
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- you've got a lot of catching up to do.
Heh, 1st one did nothing, guess I'm really far behind the curve.
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:07 AM   #4
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This thread is hilarious....

squeezing heads...

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Old 04-13-2005, 09:09 AM   #5
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Heh, 1st one did nothing, guess I'm really far behind the curve.
The other head Roy, the bigger head head....
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Old 04-14-2005, 12:35 AM   #6
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Heh, 1st one did nothing, guess I'm really far behind the curve.
Damn, no wonder it didn't work:



It seems a hammerlock is an arm thing. What you needed was this (and something tells me if you can hire HER it will work just fine ):
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Old 04-14-2005, 10:58 AM   #7
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Damn, no wonder it didn't work:



It seems a hammerlock is an arm thing. What you needed was this (and something tells me if you can hire HER it will work just fine ):
Hot damn, know wonder !

I meant headlock and said hammerlock, maybe a hammer to the head will work ?
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Life would be so much better if you could just squeeze the head of a stupid person and make them smart.

For that matter, life would be a little better even if you could just squeeze the head of a stupid person without any effect.
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:09 AM   #9
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Ok, some of you are taking this WAY too seriously.

For those of you who were looking for actual medical evidence: Relax.

For you C-section types that took offense: That's what this was, a poke at some random people

It's stupid and silly. It's meant to elicit comments like this:

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Old 04-13-2005, 09:20 AM   #10
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Ok, some of you are taking this WAY too seriously.

For those of you who were looking for actual medical evidence: Relax.

For you C-section types that took offense: That's what this was, a poke at some random people

It's stupid and silly. It's meant to elicit comments like this:
oops.

Well in that case, do you think C-sections can cause you to be a big fat sissy who talks shit on the nerd cause you'll get beat in real life??
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Old 04-13-2005, 09:22 AM   #11
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oops.

Well in that case, do you think C-sections can cause you to be a big fat sissy who talks shit on the nerd cause you'll get beat in real life??
Not sure. You going to tell us or keep us in suspense?
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This thread is funny as hell, human glowsticks brighter when activated.

As to being serious. I have met some extremely bright individual who were born C-section so I really doubt this theory.
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This thread is funny as hell, human glowsticks brighter when activated.

As to being serious. I have met some extremely bright individual who were born C-section so I really doubt this theory.

Well, yeah, but if you were born C-Section I'm not sure we can trust your judgment on that.
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Not sure. You going to tell us or keep us in suspense?
Just to make sure you didn't take that the wrong way, it was a reference to another thread.
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oops.

Well in that case, do you think C-sections can cause you to be a big fat sissy who talks shit on the nerd cause you'll get beat in real life??

It actually kind of makes sense. Even during birth, they aren't getting any.
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