Life your tombstone/epitaph - Page 4

MOhillbilly · 05-01-2009, 11:59 AM

what do you want?

I want a tombstone that looks like a old school big electric fan. to keep me cool while i sleep. people will walk by and be like WTF is that about.

you?

**Gonzo** · 05-01-2009, 01:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Donger

How much do you weigh?

I'm not sure it matters does it? I read somewhere that the majority of the remains is hair, bone and cartalidge (sp?). I suppose if he has fat ulnas....
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unothadeal · 05-01-2009, 01:22 PM

Print em

to the 'ship

Well.....Bye

God brought me in for a look.

Jethopper · 05-01-2009, 01:24 PM

Remember that 2009 Jay Cutler deal......BUAHAHHAAHHA!

burt · 05-01-2009, 01:25 PM

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Originally Posted by KCChiefsMan

I'd prefer to be cremated. I wouldn't want my family to have to spend $10K on a freaking death party

I kinda do. Spend 4 gs to cremate me, then 7 gs to throw a massive party. Shit, my monument is my eulogy, which I have already written. I will have those drunk suns o bitchs laughing AND crying. I am sorry that I will have to miss that party! (Many of my friends have commited to wearing Hawiian shirts)

**MahiMike** · 05-01-2009, 01:32 PM

"If you can read this, you're too close".

burt · 05-01-2009, 01:38 PM

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Originally Posted by MahiMike

"If you can read this, you're too close".

I expect you in a Hawaiin shirt......

blaise · 05-01-2009, 01:40 PM

I would like to be put in a convertible, with some big sunglasses on, and the song "Eye of the Tiger" blasting out of the radio, and then have a brick put on the gas pedal so the the car will go over a giant cliff where it will explode into a ball of flames.

Fish · 05-01-2009, 01:41 PM

jidar · 05-01-2009, 01:44 PM

I dunno

guess I'll have some tits on it
I like tits

**MahiMike** · 05-01-2009, 01:45 PM

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Originally Posted by KC Fish

Oh man, that's sweet! Wraps for coffins. They're not just for cars anymore.

**Iowanian** · 05-01-2009, 02:09 PM

Maybe you could deal with them in epitaph the way we do in life....screening our calls.

"Iowanian is unable to come to the phone right now, leave your name, number and a short message and he'll call you back"

Valiant · 05-01-2009, 02:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MOhillbilly

what do you want?

I want a tombstone that looks like a old school big electric fan. to keep me cool while i sleep. people will walk by and be like WTF is that about.

you?

I want a 8-12 ton gigantic piece of black silica granite, jagged except for one spot to be my tombstone.. I want the thing to be 14+ feet tall out of the ground.. And I want to be buried in the middle of the forest somewhere in BFE, in a wooden crate..

Mojo Jojo · 05-01-2009, 02:17 PM

Can anyone tell me what John Goodman has on his tombstone? I think that is a good place to start.

**Donger** · 05-01-2009, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valiant

I want a 8-12 ton gigantic piece of black silica granite, jagged except for one spot to be my tombstone.. I want the thing to be 14+ feet tall out of the ground.. And I want to be buried in the middle of the forest somewhere in BFE, in a wooden crate..

No black apes?

blaise · 05-01-2009, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mojo Jojo

Can anyone tell me what John Goodman has on his tombstone? I think that is a good place to start.

Quadruple meat and double cheese.

05-01-2009, 11:59 AM
MOhillbilly Mama Tried Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Missouri Casino cash: $9949903	your tombstone/epitaph what do you want? I want a tombstone that looks like a old school big electric fan. to keep me cool while i sleep. people will walk by and be like WTF is that about. you?
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unothadeal HOF 20?? Join Date: Dec 2006 Casino cash: $4885120	Print em to the 'ship Well.....Bye God brought me in for a look.
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05-01-2009, 01:40 PM	#52
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05-01-2009, 01:41 PM	#53
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05-01-2009, 01:44 PM	#54
jidar MVP Join Date: May 2005 Location: a Casino cash: $10004900	I dunno guess I'll have some tits on it I like tits
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Mojo Jojo Veteran Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Johnson County Casino cash: $10013802	Can anyone tell me what John Goodman has on his tombstone? I think that is a good place to start.
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