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Old 12-26-2007, 10:55 AM  
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to your mother-in-law? I have plans for later this evening. Should be epic. The harpy is terrified of mice, so I bought six of the little fuckers and I intend to release them in "her suite" later on while she takes her two hour post-dinner "shower."

How about you? Please do share.

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Old 12-26-2007, 03:56 PM   #61
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Old 12-26-2007, 03:58 PM   #62
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lol.
Awesome thread. A++
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Old 12-26-2007, 04:30 PM   #63
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Sorry about that. I spent a few hours with my folks yesterday and I tend to revert when I'm around them. My kids think it's hilarious. When my accent is on, however, I don't sound like that gecko.
I'm the same way when I'm around my family; except instead of sounding English, I sound like a redneck.
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Old 12-26-2007, 05:50 PM   #64
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My relationship with my MIL is pretty good...I've only had to spend about 15 minutes around her in the past year and a half so things are cool. My wifey isn't so happy with the (non)visiting arrangements though. I don't hate my MIL, I just like her more when I don't see her or talk to her.
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Old 12-26-2007, 05:51 PM   #65
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Your mother in law or my mother in law?
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Old 12-26-2007, 06:06 PM   #66
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The worst thing most of us did to our MIL's is marry their daughters. Somehow, that's worth the Hell we've paid. Just wait, until we become the in-laws that are outlaws.
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Old 12-26-2007, 06:09 PM   #67
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You people need to learn the fine art of Fake Sleeping...
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Old 12-26-2007, 06:14 PM   #68
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You people need to learn the fine art of Fake Sleeping...
Generally speaking, whenever I threaten to put my MIL to sleep it's not INTENDED to be "fake" sleep.
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:05 PM   #69
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:15 PM   #70
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:53 PM   #71
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:57 PM   #72
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:59 PM   #73
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Old 12-26-2007, 10:59 PM   #74
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Old 12-26-2007, 11:16 PM   #75
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