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Old 06-09-2017, 10:34 PM  
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I'm declaring war on ants. **** ants.
I've been bit by ants twice over the last 2 months. Second time being today.

Hell of it is I've never been bit by an ant before in my life. And I **** with ants. A lot. Every time I see a Hill of ants I turn it over with a spade or kick it down or something. Never been bit.

But both times I was just walking by a hill and they crawl up my leg and bite the **** out of me. The first time I just chalked it up to the day I was having. (The whole day was hot garbage. I'd have gotten a lot more done if I'd have just kicked myself in the balls and went back to bed). But today, that's over the line. Either time I was ****ing with the ants.

So that's it mother****ers. ****ing with/murdering ants is going way up the priority list.

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Old 06-11-2017, 12:16 PM   #61
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Pretty good movie that Alien/Aliens is somewhat based on.


My kids love it.
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Old 06-11-2017, 01:19 PM   #62
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I'll probably just buy a few of those little poison discs and stick'em behind the microwave
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Old 06-11-2017, 02:32 PM   #63
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Can they survive the winter here?
Not sure. You better hope not. You can't kill the damned things. Poison the hill and they just move. I have scars from those ****ers.
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Old 06-11-2017, 03:10 PM   #64
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Pretty good movie that Alien/Aliens is somewhat based on.


My kids love it.
Hmmm, did not know that.
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Old 06-11-2017, 03:46 PM   #65
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Not sure. You better hope not. You can't kill the damned things. Poison the hill and they just move. I have scars from those ****ers.
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Old 06-11-2017, 05:40 PM   #66
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Diatomaceous earth works for scorpions and the like out here. Cuts them up like razor blades.
Oh yeah. They use it as a filter medium for swimming pools.

Nothing like working with it on a windy day and catching some of it in the eye.

It's like ****ing glass.
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Old 06-12-2017, 02:36 PM   #67
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For the solid ant bait, mix the borax or boric acid in with powdered sugar (again I used 3/4 C sugar and 1/4 C of borax or boric acid). Stir well to make sure it's completely mixed. For ants in the kitchen, bathroom, or anywhere else in your home: Go outside and find a trail of ants.
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Old 06-13-2017, 07:56 AM   #69
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Wait until fire ants make it that far north.
Two words. Polar Vortex. Really did a number on the Japanese Beetles and other insects. After 4 years, they are kind of making a comeback. time for another cold winter.
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Ant infestations are annoying, but that is nothing compared to having a Wolf Spider infestation... which I discovered I had after moving into a rental apartment in Orlando about 10 years ago.

For those who are not familiar with Wolf Spiders...

Spoiler!


Now imagine 30-50 of these things in a 800 square foot apartment.
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Now imagine 30-50 of these things in a 800 square foot apartment.

No. I refuse to do that.
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****ing Ants.

I'm pretty sure this is the hill that produced one of the ****ers that bit me. It was really ****ing hot, so they were active as hell. **** them.



****ed up their hill really good. **** them.





Then the gas. **** them.



I got most of them. I may have to go back and get the rest but most of them were out, and any that got into the gas are dead. Hopefully all the rest went in and got the dead. **** them.
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