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09-26-2013, 06:03 AM | #76 |
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09-26-2013, 10:15 AM | #77 |
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The best bum ever was the guy on the plaza who asked for a down payment on a cheeseburger.
The most common line is that they have kids in a car and the car is out of gas. Dane is right usually avoiding eye contact works but not always. I one time had a bum just run up to me while rapping "rappers delight". Another informed me that he's out here robbing and stealing for his kids. I just laughed. |
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09-26-2013, 10:24 AM | #78 | |
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But, that doesn't mean I'm going to give them money, especially if I'm with my children. There's help for those people but it's clear they aren't interested. |
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09-26-2013, 10:28 AM | #79 |
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09-26-2013, 10:37 AM | #80 |
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09-26-2013, 10:43 AM | #81 | |
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If you DON'T give him money now - he insults you as you walk away, which is a nice touch to his routine, I think. |
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09-26-2013, 10:48 AM | #82 |
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Good. After I typed that I realized I hadn't seen him in a while and he was probably dead. I think someone gave him a Chiefs jacket at some point to replace that Broncos bullshit. Yeah, I never gave him anything. He'd take the trash out and clean the toilets at Dave's Stagecoach for beer.
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09-26-2013, 11:24 AM | #83 | |
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My all time favrotie bum was the puppet master. He never said a word instead he would play with puppets. I haven't seen him in like 10 years. |
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09-26-2013, 11:25 AM | #84 |
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Thats cool you've been to Daves Stagecoach. I don't think I've ever met anyone who's been there despite its awesome location.
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09-26-2013, 11:32 AM | #85 |
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09-26-2013, 11:53 AM | #86 |
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was approached by a bum in downdown stl. I walked past him, acting like I couldn't even hear him. the wife stopped and listened to his sob story. I just turned around and gave him a ****in $20. he slobbered all over the place and took off, almost running.
she jumped my shit for giving him so much, but I haven't seen her stop and listen to any sob stories since. I hate going to the city. sec
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09-26-2013, 11:56 AM | #87 |
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Funny....in San Francisco they're called street performers.
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09-26-2013, 11:58 AM | #88 |
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Yeah but they have some good ones. I like the robots.
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09-26-2013, 01:21 PM | #89 |
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In his defense, he'd already been bought two dollar burgers. He needed money for insulin before accepting more burgers.
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