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If Jesus were to ever return... how would anyone know it was him?
I'm pretty sure this guy isn't it, but there's a sizeable group that seems to think he is. Seems like all you have to do is be believable and with enough followers... you create your own "reality".
If that's the case, how in the world would we ever know objectively that someone is Jesus returned? http://www.cnn.com/2007/US/02/16/mia...her/index.html Pastor with 666 tattoo claims to be divine |
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02-21-2007, 04:06 PM | #91 |
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redrum_69, Oh so since I am a Christian I cant disagree with anyone or call somebody stupid ok..........Well am i allowed to take a crap or is that to bad for a Christian to do? Yeah I am flawed I am being told Im not a good Christian by someone who doesnt have a clue what that means or for that matter what he is even talking about.
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02-21-2007, 04:08 PM | #92 |
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I have to go to Church where I am the game director for a Childs Youth Ministry on Wednesday nights, we try to get the kids on a good Godly path, so they dont end up being like you when they are adults. Oh I am being a hypocrite again.
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02-21-2007, 04:10 PM | #93 |
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I guess if you are a Christian you cant disagree with anyones opinion or call anybody stupid, for those of you who didnt know that you should take notes. Or you could buy the book redrum_69 explains Christianity. I will be on later tonight redrum to see what other ridiculous statement you can come up with.
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02-21-2007, 04:14 PM | #94 | |
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How will we know Jesus has returned? In this day and age, I assume he will hire a PR firm and do a press conference. Quote:
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yadda yadda yadda quick change of subject...touchy are we. Let me draw it out for you. YOu begin by chosing to judge everyone: We (that is us who have accepted Jesus into our hearts) will know who Jesus is because he will come in a twinkling of an eye and take us back with him to heaven. The rest of you will be Left Behind just like the movie. After Jesus takes us home there will be an anti-christ that comes and unites the world under one religion. This guy they are talking about is nothing more than a joke and he is not the anti-christ or anywhere near it. Stupid Mexican. Then you follow it up with this gem..you hipocrite bastard: InChiefsHell, the left behind series is bad theology as is the rapture itself". You do not have a clue what you are talking about Left Behind theology is very close, and as for the rapture it will happen just like it says in the bible. Stewie "werent you suppose to catch a ride behind a comet a few years back", I do not have a clue what you are talking about. Then: at this point you judge someones song... Mr. Cooter, I think that song sucks. followed by stooping to judge and call names: CoMoChief, you are stupid. Then...to top that off: Listen you guys dont really get it. From a Christian perspective he will come back for one reason and that is to bring us back with him to heaven. He isnt gonna be living down here or anything he is gonna come back to get us, so nobody will think anything about him because he will take us back in the twinkling of an eye. Iowanian, that isnt very funny. So then you get all bent out of shape because I call you a rat bastard, born from a trailer park methwhore...who comes on to an internet chat board...ABOUT THE CHIEFS...preaching about shit THAT NO ONE HAS A CLUE WHAT WILL REALLY HAPPEN....and forcing your opinions and ideas on all of us...who would rather swap stories about how many homeless men your mom banged in the alley while it took you to come up with your posts. So then I call you two face..because thats what you are |
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02-21-2007, 04:19 PM | #96 | |
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hey, I know, lets post some bullshit on an internet chat board, cuz i like to see my own words..and share what I do. I call bullshit on your statement above |
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Then you'll get home from church tonight and surf porn for a few hours while reading bible verses |
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02-21-2007, 04:27 PM | #98 |
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Yeah I dont get on porn. Thats for people like you who are 35 and have no life. But I do read my bible everyday and I will have read the bible through by the end of this year.Its a reading schedule that tells you how much you have to read to get through it in a year. You should think about investing in a bible it might help your agressiveness.
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nice thread. Oh, and most of the Jim Jones people did not commit suicide, they were murdered by the bastard.
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02-21-2007, 08:20 PM | #102 |
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I like to picture Jesus in a Tuxedo T-shirt, cause it says, like, I wanna be formal, but I'm here to party, too. Cause I like to party, so I like my Jesus to party.
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02-21-2007, 08:41 PM | #103 |
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Delano, "That's you in a nutshell dude", that was the best joke of the night.
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Oh he of little faith I've read my bible I was raised Christian I was baptized into Catholicism, after taking over a year of Catechuman classes in Lawrence, I was baptized on Easter vigil. I know how the Christian mind works, having been raised strong in Christianity, attending church and youth group all through grade school, high school, and even some in college. But my wife wanted a traditional Phillipine/Catholic wedding, so I made sure she received her wish. At the start I did the baptism for her...then as I was attending each class it intrigued me so much that I knew it was something I was doing for me. I've read the bible twice, once in the view of a Christian, the other as the perspective of a Catholic. I respect both religions, any religion for that matter...Just as long as they dont push their beliefs on to me. I have no tolerance for atheists. |
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