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Old 11-03-2007, 06:30 PM  
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How Often Do You Masturbate?
I was discussing this topic with my neighbor while our kids were playing today, and she said, "Errr, not very often." I said, "that's pretty subjective." She replied, "Okay, okay. Probably once a month." That seems about right for happily married folk.

But, what about you?

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Old 11-04-2007, 09:09 AM   #91
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:10 AM   #92
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I've got a great idea, During the Chiefs/ Packers game everytime the announcer mentions the name Brett Favre you have to masturbate.
We'd all bleed to death from the chaffing...
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:11 AM   #93
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Was that a neg rep comment?
It would appear so.
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:11 AM   #94
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:14 AM   #95
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It would appear so.
Thought so. Sounds like Johnny needs to rub one out...
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:15 AM   #96
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Has anyone got caught yet?
My sons Mom caught me once. I wanted some, she wouldn't wake up...
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:16 AM   #97
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How, exactly, do you broach that topic with the neighbor lady???...

With me, i'll often go weeks without feeling the urge...followed by a 3-4 day "spurt", where i relentlessly hammer the pony.
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:17 AM   #98
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With me, i'll often go weeks without feeling the urge...followed by a 3-4 day "spurt", where i relentlessly hammer the pony.
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:29 AM   #99
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Thought so. Sounds like Johnny needs to rub one out...
That's what I thought. I did leave off this part, in order to not embarrass him: ", but I'd like to watch you masturbate."
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:30 AM   #100
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How, exactly, do you broach that topic with the neighbor lady???...
We're pretty friendly with each other and my wife's out of town.
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:34 AM   #101
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That's what I thought. I did leave off this part, in order to not embarrass him: ", but I'd like to watch you masturbate."
WTF?
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:35 AM   #102
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Old 11-04-2007, 09:49 AM   #104
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My body demands that I get off once a day.

It's usually the girlfriend these days, but in those dry stretches I take things into my own hands.

When I'm single, I could do it as often as twice a day.
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