LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it!

[Frankie]

The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult.

So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it.

Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked:

"WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!"

Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said,

"I didn't catch your name."

Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!"

"And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!"

"I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone.

Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!"

At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away.

Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect.

(Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.)

Just thought I'd share.

[Brock]

Originally Posted by ArrowRed

You should learn to show more respect to veterans of this country. Would that really hurt you to be a little polite to an old man?

You don't show respect for America in post after post you make. I am really quite surprised that other members here put up with it TBO.

I hardly ever post, but lurk and read Chiefsplanet everyday and am pretty baffled and disappointed there isn't more backlash at another BS Frankie thread, where he claims to go all Clint Eastwood on an old war veteran.

Without that old veteran, you might not be here.

Dumbass.

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by ForeverChiefs58

Man, you sure are a smart one. You are so scary, too.

And you are trolling me out of nowhere AGAIN! You love to hurt don't you? Everyone knows you are unstable. But you are showing them that you are a hopeless masochist too.

I have never seen anyone enjoying being my bitch as much as you do.

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by LVNHACK

Probably was a Marine Officer....An NCO or SNCO woulda pummeled him and stuffed his head in the paint can....

Originally Posted by Phobia

I was thinking that if a car needs keyed and it's a jarhead doing it, he's just going to key it right in front of Frankie. What's Frankie going to do, mix some metaphors in broken English?

Originally Posted by Radar Chief

I know. I was thinking if he was an Army grunt he would’ve just assumed that’s where the paint gets dumped and Frankie would’ve come home to more than just one splotch running down his drive.

He and what army?

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

I don't mind a good natured mult. But this is some obsessive shit. From BOTH parties. Grown ****ing men that have 100 years on Earth between them. It's unreal.

Just whack the mult permanently if you wanna. I agree, mults are okay as long as they're all for fun. But people who use them for crap like this don't deserve them - and then when they do the predictable "I don't post very often but I read every day" it's just disingenuous.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Frankie

And you are trolling me out of nowhere AGAIN! You love to hurt don't you? Everyone knows you are unstable. But you are showing them that you are a hopeless masochist too.

I have never seen anyone enjoying being my bitch as much as you do.

When you notice he's gone for another week, I assure you, it won't be fear. Enjoy the rest of the thread, and hopefully you'll take some time to reflect on why this shit keeps happening with you with a different poster every 2-3 months. Is this how you want to spend the rest of your life on Chiefsplanet? Is internet pride REALLY that important to you? Are you concerned they're REALLY going to **** your mother, and that they'll have to pay for the right to do so? Come on, man!

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Phobia

Just whack the mult permanently if you wanna. I agree, mults are okay as long as they're all for fun. But people who use them for crap like this don't deserve them - and then when they do the predictable "I don't post very often but I read every day" it's just disingenuous.

Heh, yeah. That's a done deal. ArrowRed is now available as a username again!

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by NewChief

Going to go ahead and expose psycho ForeverChiefs58:





That's good stuff right there.

Hey I've been really close to start a thread on this very subject. I might yet do this very soon. I got more than enough material to share with you.

He goes around crying and accusing me of trolling him and being a hateful person. Then he shows up trolling me and spewing hate. I think he operates a theater projector for a living.

[vailpass]

Thanks a lot NewChief. Appreciate you enabling Frankie.

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by ArrowRed

You should learn to show more respect to veterans of this country. Would that really hurt you to be a little polite to an old man?

You don't show respect for America in post after post you make. I am really quite surprised that other members here put up with it TBO.

I hardly ever post, but lurk and read Chiefsplanet everyday and am pretty baffled and disappointed there isn't more backlash at another BS Frankie thread, where he claims to go all Clint Eastwood on an old war veteran.

Without that old veteran, you might not be here.

Are you Tom Cash or imitating him in sarcasm? This is a pretty damn right on impression. Very dumb and laughable. Just like his and FC58's posts.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Here comes the payoff. Frankie caught up.

[blaise]

This thread broke apart in midair.

[Jenson71]

Originally Posted by Frankie

I might yet do this very soon.

Please don't.

[Frankie]

Originally Posted by Literature

Please don't.

It's overwhelmingly tempting. I'm still holding back though. At least allow me to post just today's sample. Here it is. Enjoy:

[vailpass]

Originally Posted by Literature

Please don't.

It's NewChief's fault.

[NewChief]

Originally Posted by vailpass

Thanks a lot NewChief. Appreciate you enabling Frankie.

Hey: I was minding my own business, actually ribbing Frankie in this thread and psycho starts sending me death wish neg reps.