LOL,.. I went Clint Eastwood on someone's ass and paid for it!

[Frankie]

The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult.

So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it.

Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked:

"WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!"

Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said,

"I didn't catch your name."

Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!"

"And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!"

"I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone.

Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!"

At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away.

Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect.

(Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.)

Just thought I'd share.

[ForeverChiefs58]

Originally Posted by Frankie

You posted today (8-22-12) in this thread. Your last CP post before this was on 08-14-2012.

Yep,.... I'd say you've been hiding. Exactly as I predicted.

Man, you sure are a smart one. You are so scary, too.

[NewChief]

Going to go ahead and expose psycho ForeverChiefs58:

Bo's Pelini didn't do it. 08-22-2012 09:02 AM ForeverChiefs58 I hope you die when your car flips upside down in a lake of aids juice. As your struggling to get out, a good samaritan comes over and holds your head down under water and you drown right before your car explodes in a fiery aids inferno

LOL,.. I went Clint... 08-22-2012 11:24 AM ForeverChiefs58 **** you! You are a piece of dog shit. Go die in a fire, PLEASE. I am asking you nicely to DIE.

That's good stuff right there.

[Dayze]

Originally Posted by milkman

What would you do if someone said to you, "Hey dumbass, open your ****ing eyes"?

Probably just smile and keep walking.

I live by the Roadhouse philosophy when it comes to D-bags.
“Be Nice. Until It’s time to be not so nice”

[vailpass]

Originally Posted by Dayze

Probably just smile and keep walking.

I live by the Roadhouse philosophy when it comes to D-bags.
“Be Nice. Until It’s time to be not so nice”

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[QuikSsurfer]

Originally Posted by LVNHACK

Probably was a Marine Officer....An NCO or SNCO woulda pummeled him and stuffed his head in the paint can....

I was thinking that if a car needs keyed and it's a jarhead doing it, he's just going to key it right in front of Frankie. What's Frankie going to do, mix some metaphors in broken English?

[Radar Chief]

Originally Posted by Phobia

I was thinking that if a car needs keyed and it's a jarhead doing it, he's just going to key it right in front of Frankie. What's Frankie going to do, mix some metaphors in broken English?

I know. I was thinking if he was an Army grunt he would’ve just assumed that’s where the paint gets dumped and Frankie would’ve come home to more than just one splotch running down his drive.

[TimeForWasp]

Originally Posted by Frankie

I know he lives in one of those townhouses. I have seen him brisk-walking in the street. In fact that's what he was doing when he spotted me. I suppose painting a white blotch in front of his garage would be an effective middle finger act. But it would be too petty.

Paint the outline of a body on his front porch.

[Iowanian]

He must have been terrified at the prospect of you ejaculating within his vicinity.


I hope he didn't break apart in mid air on his way back home.



Thread title should have said "Frankie Goes Elton John on aged war hero"

[Raiderhater]

Originally Posted by Iowanian

Thread title should have said "Frankie Goes Elton John on aged war hero"

LOL!

[ArrowRed]

Originally Posted by Frankie

The townhouse sits rather high on the edge of the drive shared by the rest of the neighborhood townhouses, making the approach to the garage somewhat steep and getting in and out of your vehicle rather difficult.

So, about a month ago, I had some buckets of paint in the back of my pick up truck as I had parked it in front of the garage overnight. Evidently while loading the paint buckets onto the truck some crack or puncture had developed at the bottom of one of the buckets and in the morning I discovered about a gallon's worth of white latex had oozed out and dripped onto the asphalt from the back of the truck (due to said steepness). I tried to hose it out of the asphalt, but by the time I had discovered it it was next to impossible to wash. I felt embarrassed but there was not much to do about it but to let nature eventually fade it out. Now the asphalt here is pretty ugly anyway with sloppy black patches and some oil drippings from cars all over it.

Fast forward to last Saturday. I drove to the townhouse and parked in front of the garage again. As I was getting out I heard somebody calling on me. I turned around and some 60ish dude, about my height and square jaw of perhaps an ex-marine officer (totally my judgement and comparison) walked up to me from a fair distance, put his hands on his sides and in the angry tone of an inquisiting warden, with his eyes fixed on the old paint stain, asked:

"WHAT IS THIS EYESORE?!"

Startled at his rude abruptness and consumed with the urge of not backing down, I looked him directly in the eyes and said,

"I didn't catch your name."

Ignoring what I said he went on, "I SAW THIS DRIPPING DOWN FROM YOUR TRUCK THE OTHER NIGHT!"

"And you didn't bother to knock on my door to tell me as it was happening." I said adding a bit of sarcasm, "You are a real caring citizen!"

"I DON't LIKE THIS," he declared still admiring his testosterone.

Increasingly agitated, I gave him a stare and said, "And you are the queen of WHERE?!"

At this point he backed out, angrily shaking, turned around and walked away.

Well, This morning someone has keyed the side of my pick up truck full length. Not once, but twice. Guess who's my #1 suspect.

(Footnote: I actually find this funny in its patheticness. My truck has already a lot of dents and scratches from all the building material and backyard brush that in the last few years it has carried.)

Just thought I'd share.

You should learn to show more respect to veterans of this country. Would that really hurt you to be a little polite to an old man?

You don't show respect for America in post after post you make. I am really quite surprised that other members here put up with it TBO.

I hardly ever post, but lurk and read Chiefsplanet everyday and am pretty baffled and disappointed there isn't more backlash at another BS Frankie thread, where he claims to go all Clint Eastwood on an old war veteran.

Without that old veteran, you might not be here.

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by ArrowRed

You should learn to show more respect to veterans of this country. Would that really hurt you to be a little polite to an old man?

You don't show respect for America in post after post you make. I am really quite surprised that other members here put up with it TBO.

I hardly ever post, but lurk and read Chiefsplanet everyday and am pretty baffled and disappointed there isn't more backlash at another BS Frankie thread, where he claims to go all Clint Eastwood on an old war veteran.

Without that old veteran, you might not be here.

Really? Can we change your post to "I rarely log into this account, but I stalk you everywhere else and run my mouth at you all the time. Now that I was banned from this thread, I decided to go to my mult to talk some more shit."?

Both of your personalities can enjoy a 7 day vacation to talk to each other about why circumventing moderator issued bans isn't a good idea on Chiefsplanet. See you next week. Probably in a Frankie thread.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

[Jenson71]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Really? Can we change your post to "I rarely log into this account, but I stalk you everywhere else and run my mouth at you all the time. Now that I was banned from this thread, I decided to go to my mult to talk some more shit."?

Both of your personalities can enjoy a 7 day vacation to talk to each other about why circumventing moderator issued bans isn't a good idea on Chiefsplanet. See you next week. Probably in a Frankie thread.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

That's ForeverChief58?

[loochy]

Originally Posted by Mr. Flopnuts

Really? Can we change your post to "I rarely log into this account, but I stalk you everywhere else and run my mouth at you all the time. Now that I was banned from this thread, I decided to go to my mult to talk some more shit."?

Both of your personalities can enjoy a 7 day vacation to talk to each other about why circumventing moderator issued bans isn't a good idea on Chiefsplanet. See you next week. Probably in a Frankie thread.

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

hahahaha

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Originally Posted by Literature

That's ForeverChief58?

I don't mind a good natured mult. But this is some obsessive shit. From BOTH parties. Grown ****ing men that have 100 years on Earth between them. It's unreal.