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11-28-2013, 09:17 AM | #106 |
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11-28-2013, 09:20 AM | #107 |
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In my experience midgets have more of a tolerance than non midgets.
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11-28-2013, 09:39 AM | #108 |
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11-30-2013, 05:28 AM | #109 | ||
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Ya know, I always imagined myself having a less boring wedding reception...I mean, it was alright, but damn it was so freaking hot in that gym we held it in. I couldn't wait to get to the bar. My friend just became all red-faced when he learned that "Tiptoe through the Tulips" was played. I got laid that night...that was sweet.
Here is my update: I am not a huge fan of the holidays...Thanksgiving/Christmas + way too many birthdays including my own. The holidays would be more tolerable if it weren't for the fact that I am in the thick of nursing school right now. I have never been more busy and/or stressed out in my life. This nursing shit is no joke, man. I have a newfound respect for my mother (she's a nurse)...not that I didn't respect her before, I just now know via experience what she went through for our family. It's tough. Majoring in Psychology at a private school was a horrendous decision. Oh, and I will be the commentator for local wrestling meets on the radio. Pretty pumped about this gig, but nervous...first meet is Thursday. Real nervous that I am going to blank out and have awkward silences while trying to announce the meet. Not a chance. I have a difficult time deciphering what is important in what I post....not ever real sure there's anything of importance there.... Ya kno wut I'm sayn? This isn't false. We had a miscarriage a couple months ago...funny thing is, I know EXACTLY when I conceived this one... The only time I blew my load in my wife leading to the day she found out she was prego, was the night of the Kansas City vs. San Fransisco exhibition game. It was the second time I had ever been to KC/Arrowhead, with the other time being 49ers 2010. This dude I graduated with is the son of the owner of the guy who does the pyrotechnics/fireworks at Arrowhead. So we had some pimp seats, right where the fire and flames flare up...this guy's dad is the one responsible for the flames and we had those seats so his son could observe the pyrotechnics. We rolled in KC in a Hummer. I would have felt like one cool motor-scooter if it hadn't been for the fact that I remember how much of a doofus this guy was in high school. Just a total dumbass, but a generous one....he paid for our tickets, transportation, beer, everything. It was his "wedding gift" for us. Anyways, I got real drunk and blew my load in my wife that night and impregnated her and then she had a miscarriage. I was really freaking out when I found out she was pregnant...have a lot on my plate right now...nursing school, work, a 1 year old a 2 year old, wrestling....I was trippin.' Quote:
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I don't get it. Do you guys think I am a coked out midget? If so, how did I give that vibe? I can see you guys thinking I'm coked out...I understand that perception of me being hyper and long-winded, but a midget? Haha, funny shit. Speaking of midgets, I've been on a huge Austin Powers kick the last couple months...heard there is a 4th one being made. I love those movies. Mini-me is funny. I can't believe Verne Troyer hasn't died yet. Don't midgets that are like really, really midgeted out like Verne Troyer generally live shorter lives? I will bet anyone that Verne Troyer goes before John Goodman. Not that that's saying much...John Goodman is indestructible. Last edited by rico; 11-30-2013 at 05:34 AM.. |
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11-30-2013, 05:39 AM | #110 |
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Life expectancy is a really broad thing dependent on a number of variables. But in general, little people live 10 years less than regularly sized people simply because they have more health issues.
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11-30-2013, 06:11 AM | #111 |
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11-30-2013, 08:56 AM | #112 |
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Who do you think will last longer between Verne Troyer and Wee-Man from Jackass? Wee-man just appears to be a healthier midget to me. I think it will be Wee-man.
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11-30-2013, 08:56 AM | #113 |
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Boink his wife.
That would be epic!
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11-30-2013, 08:59 AM | #114 |
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I'm confused. I'm not sure if you want me to boink Wee Man's wife, Verne Troyer's wife, Phobia's wife or if you want someone to boink my wife. Please do not boink my wife. That would not be epic, homeslice.
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11-30-2013, 10:01 AM | #116 |
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My buddy fought last weekend and "tip toe through the tulips" was his entrance music.
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11-30-2013, 11:00 AM | #117 | |
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11-30-2013, 11:25 AM | #118 |
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11-30-2013, 12:20 PM | #119 |
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I would have been prancing around and singing along to it (while repetitively flex-bouncing my specs, of course). Haha, I admit...I think that song is awesome. That Tiny Tim dude is a trip.
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Let's quit pretending it's your amigos who're all goober brained and unable to make a decision...
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