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04-12-2016, 12:01 PM | #106 |
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Do most suburbs have HOAs? I've never lived in a suburb or city.
HOAs sound terrible though. |
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04-12-2016, 12:09 PM | #107 |
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I am an old suburban guy. I will answer your questions with great dispatch:
1) Q: How do I make my grass look good? A: Pay someone like Ryan's Lawn Care. 2) Q: What do I need to do to my wardrobe so that I fit in with all of the other dads? A: Dockers, Nikes, Old Navy. 3) Q: What is the best lawnmower? A: Push: Toro, Riding: John Deere 4) Q: What's the best brand of pool table? A: Go to Armini's and test them. 5) Q: What do I do when I've had too much to drink and can't drive home? A: **** whoever's neighbor's wife you got faced with, make sure her husband's not coming back before you can wake up and sneak out of there. 6) Q: What time do I need to stop being loud on my deck and go to bed? A: In Suburbia, a man is measured by the size of his deck. Off the deck by 10 weeknights, 11 weekends, bed by 11 on weeknight, 1am weekends. 7) Q: Where can I get a legit beard trim and haircut by a real barber? A: In the city. Go to a black barbershop on Troost or Prospect. They kick ass. 8) Q: Where is the best place to get a latte? A: Real men don't drink lattes. Homo. Drink it hot and black and get it from Quik Trip or a Gas Station. 9) Q: How do I handle my road rage during a long commute? A: Don't **** with people on I-435 or I-35. Good way to get shot to death. Go home, grudge **** the wife. You're welcome. |
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04-12-2016, 12:11 PM | #108 |
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04-12-2016, 12:14 PM | #109 |
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Don't give out cheap Halloween candy
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04-12-2016, 12:39 PM | #110 |
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04-12-2016, 12:43 PM | #111 | |
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I've never heard anyone say good things about an HOA. Every time I hear about them it's because someone is complaining about their rules. I just don't know if I could live under one. |
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04-12-2016, 12:46 PM | #112 |
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HOAs keep out the riff-raff.
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04-12-2016, 12:48 PM | #113 | |
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I've never heard of a city that bills trash collection through taxes. |
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04-12-2016, 12:50 PM | #114 |
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Small town Louisiana, bud. We pay two separate companies for water and power. I guess it's possible that it's part of our power bill.
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04-12-2016, 12:52 PM | #115 |
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04-12-2016, 12:53 PM | #116 | |
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HOAs serve a good purpose but I have never heard anyone around here complaining about a tyrannical one in this area. I don't know that we have any rules that aren't sensible like no couches or cars in your yard. |
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04-12-2016, 12:59 PM | #117 |
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04-12-2016, 01:05 PM | #118 |
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I've always liked Donger as a poster and figured he's a solid person.
That said, I think if he wore a go pro and followed me around for a weekend, the video would probably look like one of those Sling-Shot cams where the auntie screams for 2 minutes, throws up a little and passes out only to wake up screaming again. Relax fella..it's ok. |
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04-12-2016, 01:36 PM | #119 | |
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04-12-2016, 01:52 PM | #120 | |
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My trash also doesn't stink because of my recycling and composting, but my can stinks like anyone else's because of those dumping assholes who fill it with gross food waste and diapers. People are so disgusting. |
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