What a revolting situation

trndobrd · 09-09-2005, 01:42 AM

My girlfriend got a free ticket to attend the season opener at Arrowhead with an old college friend. She is only marginally aware that the Chiefs wear red uniforms, but is curious how the cheerleaders will perform.

I'll be up at midnight watching, if the game is even on.

KChiefsQT · 09-09-2005, 02:18 AM

Yikes... I'd watch out if I were you. Rumor is, First Down Elvis is good with the ladies.

ZootedGranny · 09-09-2005, 02:22 AM

Kick her in the back of the neck as hard as possible, and then while she's unconscious, steal her ticket, and then dress up as her and take her place.

If you have to work, go with my directions, but instead of letting her stay unconscious on the floor, dress her up as you, and drop her off at your work.

But by all means, at least kick her in her neck.

elvomito · 09-09-2005, 02:23 AM

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Originally Posted by ZootedGranny

Kick her in the back of the neck as hard as possible, and then while she's unconscious, steal her ticket, and then dress up as her and take her place.

If you have to work, go with my directions, but instead of letting her stay unconscious on the floor, dress her up as you, and drop her off at your work.

But by all means, at least kick her in her neck.

you been hanging out with neckdemon?

KChiefsQT · 09-09-2005, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

Luckily for trndo FDE is spoken for.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!

ZootedGranny · 09-09-2005, 02:24 AM

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Originally Posted by elvomito

you been hanging out with neckdemon?

Why, does the way I type make me come across as a cock starved ass fiend?

elvomito · 09-09-2005, 02:25 AM

ZootedGranny · 09-09-2005, 02:25 AM

Sorry, trndon, didn't know you were in Iraq. A neck kicking may still be in order though.

trndobrd · 09-09-2005, 02:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

BTW, my mod powers are presently crippled. You should let Phil know when you want your old name back.

Mod powers are crippled, eh?

I haven't met the friend, maybe she's hot. Even if she's not, she has access to Chiefs tix, so that's got to be worth something.

tk13 · 09-09-2005, 03:04 AM

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Originally Posted by ENDelt260

I'm just sayin'... I'm the one to worry about. I'm prone to flying across the country because of a drunken phone call.

BTW, anyone in Evansville, Indiana, I'll see you Thanksgiving weekend.

Why are you going to be in Evansville?

Pants · 09-09-2005, 03:06 AM

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Originally Posted by tk13

Why are you going to be in Evansville?

He forgot his favorite shoes at your mom's place. OOOHHH!!!11

KChiefsQT · 09-09-2005, 03:09 AM

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Originally Posted by Metrolike

He forgot his favorite shoes at your mom's place. OOOHHH!!!11

you've got to be kidding me. It's okay... I suck at jokes too... at least you got a pitty laugh out of me if that counts for anything??!!

Pants · 09-09-2005, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by kchiefsqt

you've got to be kidding me. It's okay... I suck at jokes too... at least you got a pitty laugh out of me if that counts for anything??!!

You're just jealous. It's OK, I'm used to people being jealous of my insanely funny jokes...

Abba-Dabba · 09-09-2005, 03:11 AM

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Originally Posted by trndonthemods

Mod powers are crippled, eh?

I haven't met the friend, maybe she's hot. Even if she's not, she has access to Chiefs tix, so that's got to be worth something.

She? She lied.

tk13 · 09-09-2005, 03:12 AM

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Originally Posted by Metrolike

He forgot his favorite shoes at your mom's place. OOOHHH!!!11

Wow. You could be a Jets fan with smack like that.

09-09-2005, 01:42 AM
trndobrd 'Stachecicle Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: The Tolerance Box Casino cash: $2275087	What a revolting situation My girlfriend got a free ticket to attend the season opener at Arrowhead with an old college friend. She is only marginally aware that the Chiefs wear red uniforms, but is curious how the cheerleaders will perform. I'll be up at midnight watching, if the game is even on.
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