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Old 05-07-2007, 04:32 PM  
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Wow, got away with a DWI the other night!

So Friday night/Saturday morning at about 3am I was on my way back from the bar when I get pulled over for a tail light being out. The officer then asks me to step out my to show me the light that was out. He then asks me if I had anything to drink and I told him that I had had a few drinks, which was really like 11-12 drinks(took 2 Jaeger bombs about 20 minutes before leaving the bar). He then asks me to do the flash light test followed by the alphabet. After that he makes me walk over to the parking lot right where I was pulled over and do the straight line test and the stand on one foot test and as Im doing these tests I get a call from my friend(more to come with that situation). Finally I get done with all his sobriety tests and we are walking back to my car and he says you are lucky Im in a good mood tonight get out of here. The whole time he was giving me orders for the sobriety test I was zoned out, the only thing running through my head was man Im going to ****ing jail. As I get to my friends house, I call my friend who called me, and he just had the same luck, he didnt have to do a sobriety test, but he got away with just a reckless driving ticket. The only bad thing from the whole deal for me was that he took my license, registration, and insurance cards away. I really dont care cause those could easily be replaced, and they are alot cheaper than a DWI fine and all the other goodies that come with it.
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:33 PM   #2
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:35 PM   #3
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Smart move, Josh Hancock.
you stole my line....
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:38 PM   #4
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Lucky you. My brother was killed by someone like you.
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:38 PM   #5
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Gotta love the "Legalize Pot" avatar to go with the "I drove home drunk and got away with it!" thread. You aren't helping the cause any.
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:38 PM   #6
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Do the rest of us on the road a favor. Next time you're getting looped and decide to get behind the wheel, just aim for the nearest cliff or bridge support pillar at high speed so the rest of us don't have to worry about a loved one getting killed by your ignorant choices.

Better yet, keep a pistol in the glove compartment and do yourself in that way. Less chance of hurting an innocent.

Yes, I'm sensitive about this subject. I've seen too many good people die or get hurt because of idiots like you.
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:39 PM   #7
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:39 PM   #8
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To finish the post I had going before a rather stunning blonde walked past my house....

Are you that proud of yourself for getting off without a DUI that you must come on a football message board to profess your good fortune?
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:39 PM   #9
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Seriously, I wish you got a ticket and your license taken away forever.

I'm tired of assholes, like you, who get away with shit like this. You will definitely do it again, and I just hope the next time, you don't hurt someone else.
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:41 PM   #10
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Lucky you. My brother was killed by someone like you.
I'm really sorry for your loss.

What pisses me off is 2 things...

1) The fact that you would come on this board and talk about this like you're in some frat and you think you're going to be praised for being a dipshit asshole irresponsible ****face.

2) The smiley face at the end. It's like you're proud. Seriously, next time, just drink enough at the bar where pass out in the bathroom, and you choke to death on your own vomit before leaving the bar.
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:42 PM   #11
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Do the rest of us on the road a favor. Next time you're getting looped and decide to get behind the wheel, just aim for the nearest cliff or bridge support pillar at high speed so the rest of us don't have to worry about a loved one getting killed by your ignorant choices.

Better yet, keep a gun in the glove compartment and do yourself in that way.

Yes, I'm sensitive about this subject. I've seen too many good people die or get hurt because of idiots like this.
That never happens....

Lil Susie and Johnnys mom gets slammed head on on her way home from pickin up couch syrup at Walgreens by some asshat who had one too many jager bombs....

Seen it happen too many times
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:44 PM   #12
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Wow, maybe next time you drive when you're hammered, you'll slam into a minvan and kill an innocent family.

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Old 05-07-2007, 04:45 PM   #13
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:47 PM   #14
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As if we needed any more evidence to prove he was a ****stick....

Case closed.
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Old 05-07-2007, 04:47 PM   #15
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