So glad to be home...

sedated · 12:26 PM

I'm the luckiest mother fucker on earth.

Been drinking since noon, mostly rebull-vodka, went to a buddies to watch KU game.

Driving home, realized on the highway that I got a headlight out, but have day-time-running lights that should cover me (right?)

Wrong. right before I turn into my apartment complex, a cop pulls behind me and puts on the lights. (I shove the container full of controband into my boxers)

"did you know you have a headlight out?"

"um..uh...I just...I known since the highway, was going to fix it tomorrow."

"Can I see ID and proof of insurance?"

I can't find my wallet in my pocket, so figure it must be in my little cooler pull of beer and whiskey. So, while he's shining his flashlight in my face, I reach in, clang around the empty beer bottles and find nothing. It's on the seat next to me.

"how much have you had to drink tonight?"

"um...hardly...n-n-nothing at all."

"where you coming from?"

"um...uh...watching the game at a friend's house." He takes ID and goes back to his car.

Meanwhile, I swallow the drugs in the container in my boxers, followed by some water (shit stuck in my teeth), and light up a cigarette.

He comes back. "where you headed?"

"I live right across the street, right there"

"When you gonna get that headlight fixed?"

"uh...um...first thing tomorrow, sir"

"I'm gonna give you a warning tonght. You better get right home, because I can smell some serious liquor on your breath."

"Thank you, sir"

"Have a good night."

"You are my best friend!" (yes, I actually said that)

and now I'm home to do some serious celebrating!!!!!

ChiefsFire · 03-16-2007, 09:53 PM

Wow....congrats on a successful DUI....

wutamess · 03-16-2007, 09:55 PM

High Brow crowd in 3.... 2...... 1.....

Halfcan · 03-16-2007, 10:13 PM

Wow that is lucky-if it was me, the cop would have took me to jail I'm sure.

**KcMizzou** · 03-16-2007, 10:14 PM

I'm convinced that they just let a guy go now and then... too many unexplained close calls.

crazycoffey · 03-16-2007, 10:15 PM

first time I can think of that I agree with you, that was lucky.

damn cops, buzzkills all of em.

**KcMizzou** · 03-16-2007, 10:15 PM

I had one... it scared me badly enough that I dont do it now... ever.

Hammock Parties · 03-16-2007, 10:16 PM

You're pretty ****ing stupid.

**KcMizzou** · 03-16-2007, 10:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GoChiefs

You're pretty ****ing stupid.

Most people are... for a while.

boogblaster · 03-16-2007, 10:18 PM

Lucy bastard you are...but you win a few you lose a few ...

**CosmicPal** · 03-16-2007, 10:22 PM

When the cop pulled up to your window you should have started laughing your azz off and then said, "Dude, it's St. Patrick's Day tomorrow, not Halloween!"

That usually goes over well with a uniformed officer.

Believe_Me · 03-16-2007, 10:22 PM

So you was drinking, smoking and driving with a headlight out?

Surprise! Do you know pacman?

You must be young, not value life and bragging afterwards. A sinner.

You need to find a religious direction, Christian and not become the next Jared Allen.

See the path! Live righteously.

**KcMizzou** · 03-16-2007, 10:25 PM

REPENT!!! REPENT!!!

stevieray · 03-16-2007, 10:45 PM

I've heard most people get busted for DUI within mile(s) of their house...you're were prolly lucky you lived across the street.

Psyko Tek · 03-16-2007, 10:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Believe_Me

So you was drinking, smoking and driving with a headlight out?

Surprise! Do you know pacman?

You must be young, not value life and bragging afterwards. A sinner.

You need to find a religious direction, Christian and not become the next Jared Allen.

See the path! Live righteously.

god I miss those days

righteous direction is not a whole lotta fun....
but it's been years since i have been to jail

03-16-2007, 09:20 PM
sedated Like I woke up in Wonderland.. Join Date: Oct 2005 Location: KCMO Casino cash: $986558	So glad to be home... I'm the luckiest mother fucker on earth. Been drinking since noon, mostly rebull-vodka, went to a buddies to watch KU game. Driving home, realized on the highway that I got a headlight out, but have day-time-running lights that should cover me (right?) Wrong. right before I turn into my apartment complex, a cop pulls behind me and puts on the lights. (I shove the container full of controband into my boxers) "did you know you have a headlight out?" "um..uh...I just...I known since the highway, was going to fix it tomorrow." "Can I see ID and proof of insurance?" I can't find my wallet in my pocket, so figure it must be in my little cooler pull of beer and whiskey. So, while he's shining his flashlight in my face, I reach in, clang around the empty beer bottles and find nothing. It's on the seat next to me. "how much have you had to drink tonight?" "um...hardly...n-n-nothing at all." "where you coming from?" "um...uh...watching the game at a friend's house." He takes ID and goes back to his car. Meanwhile, I swallow the drugs in the container in my boxers, followed by some water (shit stuck in my teeth), and light up a cigarette. He comes back. "where you headed?" "I live right across the street, right there" "When you gonna get that headlight fixed?" "uh...um...first thing tomorrow, sir" "I'm gonna give you a warning tonght. You better get right home, because I can smell some serious liquor on your breath." "Thank you, sir" "Have a good night." "You are my best friend!" (yes, I actually said that) and now I'm home to do some serious celebrating!!!!! Last edited by sedated; 03-17-2007 at 12:26 PM..
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