So I'm watching the local Seattle news and hear about the next 2 Darwin award winners

[Mr. Flopnuts]

Over the last few weeks there have been an increasing number of thefts down at the Seattle Marina. The thieves apparently struck again a night or two ago. Seattle police arrived on the scene and found 2 sets of footprints in the snow that led them back to a house. They got a search warrant and a couple of geniouses are in jail. They should probably re evaluate their career choices.