Bouman, Brady, Roethlisberger, Brees and Rivers after 2 passes

[cdcox]

I was thinking back to the early part of last Sunday's games, and I came across some pretty striking similarities.

Here we go:

Passes thrown:

Bouman 2
Brady 2
Roethlisberger 2
Brees 2
Rivers 2

Passes completed:

Bouman 1
Brady 1
Roethlisberger 1
Brees 1
Rivers 1

Touchdowns:

Bouman 0
Brady 0
Roethlisberger 0
Brees 0
Rivers 0

Interceptions:
Bouman 0
Brady 0
Roethlisberger 0
Brees 0
Rivers 0

Yards gained:

Bouman 20
Brady 10
Roethlisberger 14
Brees 13
Rivers 6

Number worn:

Bouman 4
Brady 12
Roethlisberger 7
Brees 9
Rivers 17

Tractors owned:

Bouman 1+
Brady 0 (just a guess)
Roethlisberger 0 (hard to rape a girl in the back seat of a tractor)
Brees ?
Rivers 0 (Bitches don't like tractors)


Those are some pretty promising coincidences IMO...much closer than I thought they would be.

Back to your regularly scheduled program...