No candy for fat kids this Halloween

[Rain Man]

The thing that's lost in this is that it's in North Dakota. If the kids don't have an insulating layer of fat they probably die waiting for the school bus.

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

The thing that's lost in this is that it's in North Dakota. If the kids don't have an insulating layer of fat they probably die waiting for the school bus.

And coyotes

[Rain Man]

Originally Posted by ptlyon

And coyotes

The sad irony is that that if they're fat enough to survive the cold, they're too slow to escape the coyotes. North Dakota is a tough place to be a child.

[ptlyon]

Originally Posted by Rain Man

The sad irony is that that if they're fat enough to survive the cold, they're too slow to escape the coyotes. North Dakota is a tough place to be a child.

How do you think they get their exercise?

In A Christmas Story it was running from the bully. In ND it's running from coyotes.