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I was married to my ex for 6 years. Came home from work one night and was sitting on the couch next to her watching tv. She was messing around on her phone for a while and then I get a text. It read "sorry babe, I'm sitting on the couch next to Drew, I'll call you later, love you". Well, I'm Drew.
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That one gets both an 'ouch' and a laugh.
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My ex fiancé cheated on me with the guy who she broke up with then later trying to work things back with me.
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Know this family. Very close family. Nice people. Took vacations together and all that.
Well one of the women caught her husband cheating. It was with her brother's wife. So 2 divorces later, the former in-laws get married. How bad is it when your wife leaves you for your sister's husband? ![]()
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When you walk into the gallery doing the showing everyone seems to be looking at you and your wife.....imagine my surprise when I round the corner at the back of the gallery to see about 15 different paintings of my wife nude.... Surprise Honey.....I'm an art model Edit: I should note this was my ex wife....my present wife (thank God) would never do this. Last edited by Mosbonian; 11-15-2013 at 08:23 AM.. |
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