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Old 02-15-2014, 10:27 PM  
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So IOhh broke my leg on valentines day.

I have never broken a bone before. I was walking down my stairs to my driveway and I guess when I had shoveled and salted I missed a stair.

My foot started to slip and I started to fall backwards, then my foot hit the dry pavement and stuck, which in turn basically folded my leg in half.

I am pretty well incapacitated. I was wondering if anyone had some ideas of a new hobby I could pick up while sitting on the couch 23 hours a day.

Ohh, I have copys of the xrays if anyone wants to see them. Pretty gruesome though.
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Old 02-16-2014, 10:15 AM   #46
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Shit usually causes constipation.
Eat 8 caps of psyllium fiber a day and take a stool softener...
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Old 02-16-2014, 10:37 AM   #47
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Shit usually causes constipation.
yeah that was a shitty side effect. no pun intended.

i just had my first glorious dump this morning.

im ususally very regular.
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Old 02-16-2014, 11:02 AM   #48
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Old 02-16-2014, 11:33 AM   #49
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Old 02-16-2014, 12:27 PM   #50
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Old 02-16-2014, 12:37 PM   #51
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Eat 8 caps of psyllium fiber a day and take a stool softener...
This, 10 caps if necessary.
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Old 02-16-2014, 12:47 PM   #52
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Old 02-16-2014, 01:44 PM   #53
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Old 02-16-2014, 01:44 PM   #54
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Seriously no one asked to see the Xrays? Worthless without pics.
Will do. Give me an hour or so
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Old 02-16-2014, 02:40 PM   #55
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Old 02-16-2014, 02:46 PM   #57
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Old 02-16-2014, 03:28 PM   #59
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