KU Brannen Greene is a giant douche - Page 2

KCCHIEFS27 · 02-23-2014, 02:27 AM

So, as my girlfriend and I were dropping off two of my close friends at the Oread Hotel, Brannen Greene is walking out. Obviously, hammered out of his mind. Takes one look inside our car and decides to throw a pizza box right onto my windshield. Before I can even get out and say anything, the prick comes up to my side window and starts yelling obscenities and asking me what the f*** I'm going to do. Okay, I get it, you are a Kansas basketball player. Congratulations, bum. I try to let the bad apple be and just leave without incident, but as we are trying to leave, Greene and his friend, with a group of about 4 girls, are standing exactly in the exit of the drive. We honk and they immediately start to turn and yell at us as if we are in the wrong, but my girlfriend opens the door and tells them to get the f*** out of the way and they again, direct nothing but hostility towards us as if we're wrong for trying to use the drive and by interrupting their conversation. Of course, everybody laughs and security does nothing. I know it's a college basketball town, but damn, I am really pissed off right now because of this idiotic behavior and disrespectful nature. I decided to take the high road since I am 28 and recently out of the Navy, but I know the guy has had issues before because it is continuously brought up by his lack of playing time and comments from Self. I just lost a TON of respect for these guys.

**Anyong Bluth** · 02-23-2014, 05:47 AM

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Originally Posted by kcchiefsus

Seriously? You really think this just sounds like college kids acting like college kids? Then you're probably as big of a piece of shit as this KU trash. I sure as hell never did anything like this in college. Throwing a pizza box on somebody's car and asking "What are you going to do about it?" is ridiculous. I guess at KU they don't teach a thing called "respect".

Said the guy who had a boring time in college. Am I right or what! wink wink

KC_Connection · 02-23-2014, 06:05 AM

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Originally Posted by kcchiefsus

Seriously? You really think this just sounds like college kids acting like college kids? Then you're probably as big of a piece of shit as this KU trash. I sure as hell never did anything like this in college. Throwing a pizza box on somebody's car and asking "What are you going to do about it?" is ridiculous. I guess at KU they don't teach a thing called "respect".

You're right, drunk college kids are always pictures of civility on Saturday nights. What world are you living in, bud?

ForeverChiefs58 · 02-23-2014, 06:09 AM

You always could have pulled out a tire iron and taught that goofy son of a bitch a lesson.

kcchiefsus · 02-23-2014, 06:39 AM

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Originally Posted by milkman

Respect should be taught by parents or guardians, before the kid is even a twinkle in some college's eyes.

I know, I just couldn't resist slipping in some KU smack talk.

kcchiefsus · 02-23-2014, 06:43 AM

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Originally Posted by KC_Connection

You're right, drunk college kids are always pictures of civility on Saturday nights. What world are you living in, bud?

Hey, I got drunk more than my fair share of times in college (and after college). I never once threw shit at somebody's car or even tried to start a fight. Being drunk shouldn't be equivalent to being an asshole.

ForeverChiefs58 · 02-23-2014, 06:47 AM

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Originally Posted by OrtonsPiercedTaint

He goes to KU so he is probably gay. Has to get frustratingly drunk so he has an excuse he can't get it up for the chick he needs to be seen with.

I'm a Tiger fan, but with that glass house your living in, you might want to get rid of those rocks. Lol

kcchiefsus · 02-23-2014, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by Anyong Bluth

Said the guy who had a boring time in college. Am I right or what! wink wink

Nope, I spent plenty a night in college down in Westport or P&L. There's more to life than getting wasted every weekend.

I have no clue who this player is but I'm going to guess he's not one of KU's NBA type talents like Wiggins or Embiid (spelling?). He's probably also not the sharpest tool in the shed. I hope he enjoys his college days and hopefully actually gets a degree because in a few years from now he's probably working at McDonald's and overweight.

"Hey Brannen, hurry up with those fries..."

**LoneWolf** · 02-23-2014, 06:48 AM

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Originally Posted by KC_Connection

You're right, drunk college kids are always pictures of civility on Saturday nights. What world are you living in, bud?

So you're OK with their behavior because they are just "drunk college kids"?

Ceej · 02-23-2014, 07:15 AM

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Originally Posted by kcchiefsus

Hey, I got drunk more than my fair share of times in college (and after college). I never once threw shit at somebody's car or even tried to start a fight. Being drunk shouldn't be equivalent to being an asshole.

The irony of this post is hilarious.

Ceej · 02-23-2014, 07:16 AM

Might as well turn this into a KU hate thread.

They'll be showing up in droves soon.

**RealSNR** · 02-23-2014, 07:23 AM

He probably didn't know you were a Navy veteran, otherwise he'd surely want to suck your dick like you're expecting him to.

**RealSNR** · 02-23-2014, 07:25 AM

The guy in the OP reminds me of Will Ferrell in that SNL sketch.

I AM VERY IMPORTANT! PEOPLE FEAR ME! I DRIVE A DODGE STRATUS!

kcchiefsus · 02-23-2014, 07:29 AM

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Originally Posted by SNR

He probably didn't know you were a Navy veteran, otherwise he'd surely want to suck your dick like you're expecting him to.

So the fact that I expect people I don't know to be respectful and show common courtesy to me means I expect them to suck my dick?

What the **** is wrong with anybody who thinks this is acceptable behavior? The fact that he is a college kid means jack shit. There are kids his age or younger who are giving their lives in the military while this ignorant asshole thinks he should be worshiped just because he can put a ball through a hoop?

**RealSNR** · 02-23-2014, 07:34 AM

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Originally Posted by kcchiefsus

So the fact that I expect people I don't know to be respectful and show common courtesy to me means I expect them to suck my dick?

What the **** is wrong with anybody who thinks this is acceptable behavior? The fact that he is a college kid means jack shit. There are kids his age or younger who are giving their lives in the military while this ignorant asshole thinks he should be worshiped just because he can put a ball through a hoop?

The OP wanted to make sure everybody knew he was a Navy veteran, like it was important to the story somehow, or that we were supposed to care more about what happened.

I'm just saying, I'm sure that if Brennan Greene had only known that the dude he was razzing was in the Navy he would have immediately sobered up, apologized for the pizza box, and started sucking the asshole's dick.

**Anyong Bluth** · 02-23-2014, 07:39 AM

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Originally Posted by kcchiefsus

Nope, I spent plenty a night in college down in Westport or P&L. There's more to life than getting wasted every weekend.

I have no clue who this player is but I'm going to guess he's not one of KU's NBA type talents like Wiggins or Embiid (spelling?). He's probably also not the sharpest tool in the shed. I hope he enjoys his college days and hopefully actually gets a degree because in a few years from now he's probably working at McDonald's and overweight.

"Hey Brannen, hurry up with those fries..."

DNR, really.
It was a joke- hence wink wink.

That last line doesn't sound very respectful- Ya know, mutually.

02-23-2014, 02:27 AM
KCCHIEFS27 Veteran Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: KS Casino cash: $10019064	Brannen Greene is a giant douche So, as my girlfriend and I were dropping off two of my close friends at the Oread Hotel, Brannen Greene is walking out. Obviously, hammered out of his mind. Takes one look inside our car and decides to throw a pizza box right onto my windshield. Before I can even get out and say anything, the prick comes up to my side window and starts yelling obscenities and asking me what the f* I'm going to do. Okay, I get it, you are a Kansas basketball player. Congratulations, bum. I try to let the bad apple be and just leave without incident, but as we are trying to leave, Greene and his friend, with a group of about 4 girls, are standing exactly in the exit of the drive. We honk and they immediately start to turn and yell at us as if we are in the wrong, but my girlfriend opens the door and tells them to get the f* out of the way and they again, direct nothing but hostility towards us as if we're wrong for trying to use the drive and by interrupting their conversation. Of course, everybody laughs and security does nothing. I know it's a college basketball town, but damn, I am really pissed off right now because of this idiotic behavior and disrespectful nature. I decided to take the high road since I am 28 and recently out of the Navy, but I know the guy has had issues before because it is continuously brought up by his lack of playing time and comments from Self. I just lost a TON of respect for these guys.
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