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MrGiggity · 02-23-2014, 08:04 PM

What would be the worst way to die in your opinion? For me it has to be autoerotic asphyxiation. What an embarrassing way to go out. Drowning is a close second though.

Why Not? · 02-23-2014, 10:30 PM

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Originally Posted by Dunerdr

Being eaten slowly by a manbearpig, in a room with 8 guys ****ing 9 guys while listening to mike Tyson give the state of the union address.

No way! The other shit would suck but I would consider it an honor and a privilege to be killed by manbearpig

Pepe Silvia · 02-23-2014, 10:43 PM

Being buried alive and then dying would be the worst.

**Canofbier** · 02-23-2014, 11:00 PM

Jimmya · 02-23-2014, 11:06 PM

Burning alive.

**Easy 6** · 02-23-2014, 11:36 PM

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Originally Posted by Dick Bull

I heard that is the least preferred method ever.

The rare, but even worse, Death by Miley Cyrus is even MORE terrible, atleast that's what I've heard...

Eureka · 02-23-2014, 11:57 PM

I had a near drowning exp this summer at a local river. Seems it would be a peaceful way to go.

**Buehler445** · 02-24-2014, 12:03 AM

Asthma attack.

At least that seems like the least enjoyable time in my life.

RippedmyFlesh · 02-24-2014, 12:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Dunerdr

Being eaten slowly by a manbearpig, in a room with 8 guys ****ing 9 guys while listening to mike Tyson give the state of the union address.

How is that even possible? Does one of the guys have 2 dicks?

Sorter · 02-24-2014, 12:50 AM

Probably rape or sharks.

Crocs would be bad as well. You'd likely drown before being eaten (in most cases).

blaise · 02-24-2014, 12:51 AM

"I'm not afraid of death. I just don't want to be there when it happens." - Woody Allen

RippedmyFlesh · 02-24-2014, 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by Sorter

Probably rape or sharks.

Crocs would be bad as well. You'd likely drown before being eaten (in most cases).

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.
Frank Sinatra

Megbert · 02-24-2014, 12:56 AM

Just saw this on the show Qi and I'd have to say this would be a shit way to go. http://boingboing.net/2006/02/03/was...ms-roachb.html

The wasp slips her stinger through the roach's exoskeleton and directly into its brain. She apparently uses sensors along the sides of the stinger to guide it through the brain,
a bit like a surgeon snaking his way to an appendix with a laparoscope. She continues to probe the roach's brain until she reaches one particular spot that appears to control
the escape reflex. She injects a second venom that influences these neurons in such a way that the escape reflex disappears.

From the outside, the effect is surreal. The wasp does not paralyze the cockroach. In fact, the roach is able to lift up its front legs again and walk.
But now it cannot move of its own accord. The wasp takes hold of one of the roach's antennae and leads it--in the words of Israeli scientists who study Ampulex--like a dog on a leash.

The zombie roach crawls where its master leads, which turns out to be the wasp's burrow. The roach creeps obediently into the burrow and sits there quietly, while the wasp
plugs up the burrow with pebbles. Now the wasp turns to the roach once more and lays an egg on its underside. The roach does not resist. The egg hatches, and the larva
chews a hole in the side of the roach. In it goes.

The larva grows inside the roach, devouring the organs of its host, for about eight days. It is then ready to weave itself a cocoon--which it makes within the roach as well.
After four more weeks, the wasp grows to an adult. It breaks out of its cocoon, and out of the roach as well. Seeing a full-grown wasp crawl out of a roach suddenly
makes those Alien movies look pretty derivative.

**ShortRoundChief** · 02-24-2014, 12:57 AM

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Originally Posted by scott free

The rare, but even worse, Death by Miley Cyrus is even MORE terrible, atleast that's what I've heard...

Getting twerked off looks pretty rough.

Sorter · 02-24-2014, 12:59 AM

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Originally Posted by RippedmyFlesh

You gotta love livin', baby, 'cause dyin' is a pain in the ass.
Frank Sinatra

I will say that being eaten alive by a large mammal (cat/dog/whale) sounds equally horrible.

If I've got my choice of wild animals for death and want quickness, I'm taking an elapid.

Or an elephant stomping me. That seems like it could accomplish the goal quickly.

RippedmyFlesh · 02-24-2014, 01:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Sorter

I will say that being eaten alive by a large mammal (cat/dog/whale) sounds equally horrible.

If I've got my choice of wild animals for death and want quickness, I'm taking an elapid.

Or an elephant stomping me. That seems like it could accomplish the goal quickly.

I am thinking shark. Combines getting torn apart and drowning. If you want to drown because the alternative is worse it has to be pretty bad.

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Megbert New and shiny. Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: KC KS Casino cash: $9270260	Just saw this on the show Qi and I'd have to say this would be a shit way to go. http://boingboing.net/2006/02/03/was...ms-roachb.html The wasp slips her stinger through the roach's exoskeleton and directly into its brain. She apparently uses sensors along the sides of the stinger to guide it through the brain, a bit like a surgeon snaking his way to an appendix with a laparoscope. She continues to probe the roach's brain until she reaches one particular spot that appears to control the escape reflex. She injects a second venom that influences these neurons in such a way that the escape reflex disappears. From the outside, the effect is surreal. The wasp does not paralyze the cockroach. In fact, the roach is able to lift up its front legs again and walk. But now it cannot move of its own accord. The wasp takes hold of one of the roach's antennae and leads it--in the words of Israeli scientists who study Ampulex--like a dog on a leash. The zombie roach crawls where its master leads, which turns out to be the wasp's burrow. The roach creeps obediently into the burrow and sits there quietly, while the wasp plugs up the burrow with pebbles. Now the wasp turns to the roach once more and lays an egg on its underside. The roach does not resist. The egg hatches, and the larva chews a hole in the side of the roach. In it goes. The larva grows inside the roach, devouring the organs of its host, for about eight days. It is then ready to weave itself a cocoon--which it makes within the roach as well. After four more weeks, the wasp grows to an adult. It breaks out of its cocoon, and out of the roach as well. Seeing a full-grown wasp crawl out of a roach suddenly makes those Alien movies look pretty derivative.
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