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03-23-2014, 08:30 PM | #16 |
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Have a friend punch you really hard in the upper left abdomen. This will untwist your insides and you'll be pooping ok again soon. Also:
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03-23-2014, 08:31 PM | #17 |
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You're gonna get a colonoscopy.
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03-23-2014, 08:33 PM | #18 |
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College lends itself to eating bullshit more often than not. I'm kind of making excuses... no doubt I can make an effort to eat better.
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03-23-2014, 08:34 PM | #19 |
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03-23-2014, 08:41 PM | #20 |
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03-23-2014, 08:43 PM | #21 |
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Stop treating your body like you're Frazod!!!
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03-23-2014, 08:44 PM | #22 |
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03-23-2014, 08:46 PM | #23 |
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It's possible you are dealing with an impaction, or a large hardened stool. It could explain some of the thinness, as oftentimes, scant amounts of stool can move around the impacted stool, so you'd still have bowel movements. I would get it checked out though, definitely not something you want to mess with.
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03-23-2014, 08:47 PM | #24 |
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Save your money and skip the doctor for now. Make a few simple changes to your diet. *Also, you'll be saving your money by improving your diet. Replace soda with (free) water and try to cut down your fast food consumption to something like 4-5 times a week. |
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03-23-2014, 08:47 PM | #26 |
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Even with insurance, colonoscopies cost, on average, $1,000. Without insurance, well, lets just say the anal probing doesn't stop when they pull the camera out.
Heck, my insurance pays for them in full because they know if they detect things early enough, it saves them a lot of money. |
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03-23-2014, 08:51 PM | #27 |
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Eat better for a while.
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They won't be doing any colonoscopies. They'll tell him to adjust his diet and see how that works. If things didn't progress or got worse, then they might start shoving stuff up his ass. |
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Yeah, tissue necrosis due to impacted bowel is something you want to avoid. Do you take any type of pain medication? |
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