****Official 2014 Alt-Mock Draft Game Thread ****

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by Sfeihc

So let's hear about this fantasy baseball trade.

I'm going to to get ****ed and there's absolutely no way around it.

[Sfeihc]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

I'm going to to get ****ed and there's absolutely no way around it.

Help me, help you.

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by Sfeihc

Help me, help you.

Find some sort of salve that will help rectal tearing because I just got butt****ed.

[Sfeihc]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

Find some sort of salve that will help rectal tearing because I just got butt****ed.

Wha happened? No lube?

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by Sfeihc

Wha happened? No lube?

Felix Hernandez and Allen Craig for Soria, Joe Smith (ANA Closer) and Morneau. H2H categories (Runs, Homers, RBI, Steals, OBP, SLG; Wins, Quality Starts, Strikeouts, Saves, WHIP, ERA)

[Sfeihc]

Originally Posted by Discuss Thrower

Felix Hernandez and Allen Craig for Soria, Joe Smith (ANA Closer) and Morneau. H2H categories (Runs, Homers, RBI, Steals, OBP, SLG; Wins, Quality Starts, Strikeouts, Saves, WHIP, ERA)

The cardinal rule in fantasy baseball is never give up the best player in the deal. You topped that by giving up the two best players in the deal. BRAVO!

Please, please don't tell me that you needed saves.

[Discuss Thrower]

Originally Posted by Sfeihc

The cardinal rule in fantasy baseball is never give up the best player in the deal. You topped that by giving up the two best players in the deal. BRAVO!

Please, please don't tell me that you needed saves.

I have one closer and there aren't any FA options available. That was one category I was/am guaranteed to lose every week as my roster is currently constructed. If my rotation was lights out for week, it still means I go 5-7-0 at best.

It's a ten team league, and to win the S category you need at least two closers totaling five saves. And even then, there are guys with five closers throwing. Winning saves has just as much weight as winning steals or homers for the week.

[kccrow]

Originally Posted by Sfeihc

The cardinal rule in fantasy baseball is never give up the best player in the deal. You topped that by giving up the two best players in the deal. BRAVO!

Please, please don't tell me that you needed saves.

Ludicrous. The only real trade here was Felix for Morneau, the rest is shit. I don't know that Felix was worth giving up to get Morneau, I probably would have tried to trade Kazmir instead knowing the wheels will fall of that ride eventually.