The 2014 CP Roasts thread

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Originally Posted by SNR

My God this woman is still on TV? This appearance was from 2013, just under a year ago. What a goddamn abortion. I'd rather watch Carrot Top fist **** a clown than watch a single minute of Paula Poundstone's standup act.

I made it to about the 5:30 mark.

Good God, she is ****ing awful. Why the hell is she getting gigs? That is rickdickulous. Derp, she has a weird tie, I supposed she is supposed to be funny, right? Derp-derp-derp-derpity-doo.

I would rather watch John Wayne Gacy dressed as a clown as he fist-****s that Pippi Longstocking on roids looking mother****er, Carrot Top, while he is displaying another one of his redundant props and simultaneously fist-****ing a clown himself. She is ****ing atrocious.