What do you suggest for my last meal?

[mikey23545]

Originally Posted by mlyonsd

I think a great prank would be if someone skipped the cleansing drink and ate two cans of pickled beats the night before a scope. Well it might be funny I guess until the doctor figures it out and leaves a bed pan or something in your rectum.

That said I'd pick your favorite food. Mine is pizza. I'd get a good local pie and enjoy the shit out of it. (no pun intended)

They're going to put me under for this procedure, and I'd hate to wake up with half my colon in a glass jar by the bed with a note on it saying "we got to it it just in time"...

[srvy]

Originally Posted by mikey23545

They're going to put me under for this procedure, and I'd hate to wake up with half my colon in a glass jar by the bed with a note on it saying "we got to it it just in time"...

Nah but what you will wake to is a chorus of farts from everyone in recovery. This includes you. They pump so much air up your ass you literally blow farts for 2 days afterward.