Unruly passenger in airplane

[teedubya]

There was a guy kicked off the Southwest plane I was on, last night. He was sitting right in front of me. The flight attendant asked him how he was doing, he said, "Oh, I'm drunk." They had a security guard come onto the plane and escort him off.

There's apparently a new FAA regulation that if you tell someone on a plane that you're drunk, that you can't fly.