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['Hamas' Jenkins]

So Hootie was done bowling by 7:30, but some white trash 3-toothed mother****er was trolling him as he was having a meltdown while bowling in the 6th inning of a game that started at 7:15.

Makes sense.

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

So Hootie was done bowling by 7:30, but some white trash 3-toothed mother****er was trolling him as he was having a meltdown while bowling in the 6th inning of a game that started at 7:15.

Makes sense.

he was trolling me, you dumb****, while I was sitting at the bar in the bowling alley watching the game

and, of course

you guessed it

he was a Cardinals fan

any ****ing thing else?

['Hamas' Jenkins]

Originally Posted by Hootie 2.0

he was trolling me, you dumb****, while I was sitting at the bar in the bowling alley watching the game

and, of course

you guessed it

he was a Cardinals fan

any ****ing thing else?

You watched a World Series game of a team you live an die for at a bowling alley while you're calling out other fans and gambling?

[Hootie]

Originally Posted by 'Hamas' Jenkins

You watched a World Series game of a team you live an die for at a bowling alley while you're calling out other fans and gambling?

first off, **** head

this bowling alley is owned by my best friends family

my best friend bartends on Saturday night

I bowl in a league at 5:30 on Saturdays

the bar is AN EXCELLENT PLACE to watch sports

I live in Illinois.

Exactly ZERO people cheer for the Royals other than me.

WHERE THE **** ELSE WAS I SUPPOSED TO WATCH THE GAME?

BUFFALO WILD WINGS?

JFC

is this a real conversation right now?

I watched game 3 in my living room and invited friends over

is that more acceptable?

...what?