Who is the biggest DOUCHE on ChiefsPlanet?

[KC native]

Originally Posted by Donger

Okay. But, I would posit that one who claims another is a douche and doesn't actually know the definition of the word is, in fact, actually a douche. Metaphorically, of course.

You literally are a douche.

You can hold a bunch of hot water/vinegar in your mouth and use the gaps in your terrible british teeth to expel it under pressure thus becoming a human douche.