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Originally Posted by kcfanXIII

I don't have high opinions of this particular cousin, as she's always been kind of a snooty bitch. She's not morbidly obese, but don't think she's a "hard body." My other friend that sells it is very attractive, but she works out 7 days a week and stays active.

I don't know if it really works or not. I don't care. Its the spamming I can't stand. When she first started selling it, my girlfriend never wanted to hang out because at some point in the night, we'd hear "you guys should host a wrap party...."

Hosting a wrap party sounds like it would be fun if the women we were wrapping weren't fat. Is there a wrap product that makes attractive women even more attractive?

Now that I think about it, that would be a huge market. "I was an 8, with nice breasts and a pleasant face. But after using Beauty Wrap for a week, I'm now a 9 with a great derriere and fantastic breasts!"